wunfellaff Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 Started working in a boozer in Basel last night. The quality of the clunge over here is phenomenal. Far from fawlty? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JogaBonito Posted August 6, 2012 Share Posted August 6, 2012 Quite an interesting bit on corruption in football at the moment - channel 4. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbabyjake Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 After not owning one or even touching one in the past two years, i've just ordered a new guitar and amp. Not sure the wife is going to be pleased though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uni Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Going to see Ted tonight in the cinema, don't know what to expect. Going in with neither good or bad expectations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Going to see Ted tonight in the cinema, don't know what to expect. Going in with neither good or bad expectations. I went last night expecting it to be poor, but it was very good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 I learned today from a work colleague that it would be cheaper to pay into every home game at Ibrox than it would be to buy a season ticket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 Going to see Ted tonight in the cinema, don't know what to expect. Going in with neither good or bad expectations. I went last night expecting it to be poor, but it was very good. I'm just back from seeing it and I really enjoyed it. It's a bit predictable in parts, but there are some real laugh out loud moments in there. I'd watch it again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 7, 2012 Share Posted August 7, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19167033 They'll probably find them at some Cameroon Bar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo Ponce Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 My old flat mate owes me £150 it is six weeks since the first payment back was due. I know he is skint but still he owes me and it hurts that he is still out every weekend despite his debt to me. I'm a mug. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AberDon Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Boot. Baws. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waldo Ponce Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 Boot. Baws. The correct answer. I still wont do it though. I've decided that i'll leave it , if he is to contact me and paying back the money isn't the first thing he says then f**k him he's blown it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 I was filling out a job application online and had to answer those utterly pointless questions they ask you. One of the questions was "You are going to a football match after work and your friends are dying their hair red. You are unsure if you should dye your hair as you don't know the company's policy on this. Do you: A) Speak to your manager even if it means you can't dye your hair B) Dye your hair without finding out the company policy C) Tell your friends it's against company policy Alas there was no option for "Tell your friends to go to the match without you for having such a stupid idea" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted August 9, 2012 Share Posted August 9, 2012 I was filling out a job application online and had to answer those utterly pointless questions they ask you. One of the questions was "You are going to a football match after work and your friends are dying their hair red. You are unsure if you should dye your hair as you don't know the company's policy on this. Do you: A) Speak to your manager even if it means you can't dye your hair B) Dye your hair without finding out the company policy C) Tell your friends it's against company policy Alas there was no option for "Tell your friends to go to the match without you for having such a stupid idea" D) Get new friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I was, ooop north yesterday (Evanton) to be exact. Just after we crossed the Cromarty Firth, we wondered why everyone was stopping at the side of the road to look at the water. Thinking they were daft, we done our delivery and started to head back. Still loads of people looking at the water and finally I realised what they were looking at. A large colony (is that the correct term?) of seals basking in the sun about 10 metres out. Seals are cool 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I was, ooop north yesterday (Evanton) to be exact. Just after we crossed the Cromarty Firth, we wondered why everyone was stopping at the side of the road to look at the water. Thinking they were daft, we done our delivery and started to head back. Still loads of people looking at the water and finally I realised what they were looking at. A large colony (is that the correct term?) of seals basking in the sun about 10 metres out. Seals are cool I think the collective term is "club" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 I think the collective term is "club" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Seals are indeed pretty cool, especially when swimming with them (dolphins are over-rated). They can often come up to you out of curiosity if you're swimming along the coast, especially if flippers are involved which they can pull at. I usually find that you just see the head popping up repeatedly, getting closer each time they do it which I find quite funny anyway. If you go up to them however, totally different story!! No way I'd chance it with an Atlantic Seal though, they're big scary motherf***ers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Your GPS is knackered Sammy. "Oop North" is the North of England. Someone there must be wondering where the hell their delivery is. I also like this... Eh oop... A term used by stupid nothern yokels in Britian. e.g. "Eh oop i just shagged a cow" "Eh oop, chuck" "Eh oop ya fuckin b*****d" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave258 Posted August 10, 2012 Share Posted August 10, 2012 Seals are indeed pretty cool, especially when swimming with them (dolphins are over-rated). They can often come up to you out of curiosity if you're swimming along the coast, especially if flippers are involved which they can pull at. I usually find that you just see the head popping up repeatedly, getting closer each time they do it which I find quite funny anyway. If you go up to them however, totally different story!! No way I'd chance it with an Atlantic Seal though, they're big scary motherf***ers. A guy I knew worked cleaning the hulls of ships in Aberdeen harbour and had some horrifying stories about seals sneaking up and biting him while working under water. You can hardly see anything as the water is so grimy and just feel a nasty nip apparently, although the worst one was when he was in hospital for two days as one had bitten the tube that runs to his oxygen tank. He breathed in and got a lungful of manky, shitey harbour water and had to spend two days in hospital getting all manner of antibiotics and stuff pumped into him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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