Rugster Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 1 hour ago, mishtergrolsch said: These are the best South Park Episodes. Fish sticks. Imaginationland The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring of the Two Towers Awesome-o Black Friday Night of the Living Homeless Good Times With Weapons Make Love, not Warcraft Anything in the last few years have been pretty shite. Chicken fucker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 4 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Not a major McDonalds fan, but folk who say shite like, “oh, I can make one of them at home, what a waste of money,” can get in the fucking sea. First off, no you can’t. You can make a burger, sure, likely with better ingredients and possibly one that you’ll personally enjoy more, but you aren’t making a McDonalds burger, with the specific nastiness that the world apparently loves. I’ve had plenty of burgers from hundreds of places, and none of them tasted anything like that weird plastic greasiness you get from McDonalds. You’d be as well ripping up the wean’s drawings because yours are better, then being surprised when the wife asks you to take a good fucking to yourself. Secondly, you’ve missed the most vital aspect of fast food, and the reason it’s so popular - while you’re doing the shopping, preparation, and cooking for your UberBurger, the folk eating McDonalds are doing hee-haw. You’re working - if you enjoy it, fine, but most folk don’t - while Mr/Mrs McDonalds is getting their hole, indulging their hobbies, or weeping quietly into a pillow (possibly all three). Thirdly, I ordered a kebab last night as I was coming down off a migraine and could not be fucked. GIRUY. I'm sure the burgers used to taste better when they were left waiting under a heater than all this made from scratch shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O'Kelly Isley III Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 What if it had Mango on it, would that change your opinion?Naw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Naw.Fanny 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 1 hour ago, BillyAnchor said: Canned crowd noise in England is actually quite good Is it coming to the Premiership? Would be fucking surreal to watch a Celtgers match without incessant sectarian shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 13 minutes ago, tamthebam said: I'm sure the burgers used to taste better when they were left waiting under a heater than all this made from scratch shite I've thought that at a few places. Sometimes poor quality food seems to taste better when given the opportunity to congeal and ferment. Not really words you want to hear applied to your dinner at a quality restaurant like Frankie & Bennys, right enough. Yes, that's a joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 I've thought that at a few places. Sometimes poor quality food seems to taste better when given the opportunity to congeal and ferment. Not really words you want to hear applied to your dinner at a quality restaurant like Frankie & Bennys, right enough. Yes, that's a joke.Burger van burgers taste amazing. They are probably the worst quality thing you could eat, but they taste amazing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 23 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I've thought that at a few places. Sometimes poor quality food seems to taste better when given the opportunity to congeal and ferment. Not really words you want to hear applied to your dinner at a quality restaurant like Frankie & Bennys, right enough. Yes, that's a joke. Burger van burgers taste amazing. They are probably the worst quality thing you could eat, but they taste amazing. Agreed. Cheapo frozen burgers from the discount section at the wholesalers somehow become remarkable when served up by a lassie with questionable hygiene standards. Maybe it's the tasty coliform bacteria. Yum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 6 hours ago, Bairnardo said: People who cant enjoy the occasional McDonalds are joyless b*****ds. My life is full of joy and I wouldn’t risk a single moment of that, by eating the shit they serve at McDonalds. I’m sure it was @DA Baracus who said that those queuing for 3 hours at a drive through should be executed, I stand with him 100% on that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 1 minute ago, MONKMAN said: My life is full of joy and I wouldn’t risk a single moment of that, by eating the shit they serve at McDonalds. I’m sure it was @DA Baracus who said that those queuing for 3 hours at a drive through should be executed, I stand with him 100% on that. Agree on the second bit, but a quarter pounder is glorious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Agree on the second bit, but a quarter pounder is glorious I’ll take your word for it, I’ve not eaten a burger from McDonald’s in years, used to just be a sloppy mess and still look that way whenever I see one. Burger vans though, that’s a whole different level of cheap tasty filth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 15 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 36 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I've thought that at a few places. Sometimes poor quality food seems to taste better when given the opportunity to congeal and ferment. Not really words you want to hear applied to your dinner at a quality restaurant like Frankie & Bennys, right enough. Yes, that's a joke. Burger van burgers taste amazing. They are probably the worst quality thing you could eat, but they taste amazing. Yes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 Just now, MONKMAN said: used to just be a sloppy mess and still look that way I hear ya, brother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caledonian1 Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 13 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Agree on the second bit, but a quarter pounder is glorious I had one in 1982 (Easton , PA) and another in Dublin in March 1988. I think I have boycotted them since but cant quite remeber why....but I am fine with that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 23 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: My life is full of joy and I wouldn’t risk a single moment of that, by eating the shit they serve at McDonalds. I’m sure it was @DA Baracus who said that those queuing for 3 hours at a drive through should be executed, I stand with him 100% on that. I said they should be sterilised, but happy to go with executed instead. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 14 minutes ago, Caledonian1 said: I had one in 1982 (Easton , PA) and another in Dublin in March 1988. I think I have boycotted them since but cant quite remeber why....but I am fine with that Hows it going anyway pal? Generally speaking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mishtergrolsch Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 2 hours ago, Rugster said: Chicken fucker You cheeky bas....wait...remember it now. That's a good old one too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Agreed. Cheapo frozen burgers from the discount section at the wholesalers somehow become remarkable when served up by a lassie with questionable hygiene standards. Wid 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted June 17, 2020 Share Posted June 17, 2020 1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Agreed. Cheapo frozen burgers from the discount section at the wholesalers somehow become remarkable when served up by a lassie with questionable hygiene standards. 16 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Wid Huv 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted June 18, 2020 Share Posted June 18, 2020 No one had heard of a Corona before Brian Cox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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