Granny Danger Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 14 minutes ago, nsr said: My mum and sister went on a girly holiday together last year somewhere in Scotland and saw some fairly uninteresting wildlife, including one creature which Mum reckoned was a deer while Sis was convinced it was a hare. Neither of them would back down and both swore up and down they had it right. How can you mix those two up? 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 My mum and sister went on a girly holiday together last year somewhere in Scotland and saw some fairly uninteresting wildlife, including one creature which Mum reckoned was a deer while Sis was convinced it was a hare. Neither of them would back down and both swore up and down they had it right. How can you mix those two up? Might have been a really harey deer? I'm going. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 (edited) Radio at work On Tuesday one of the tracks played was Kate Bush - Babooshka Comment was passed by some younger ones about how weird and strange a song this is. The radio on today and a track was on today and someone asked 'Is that the same perosn that sang that Babu-thing sing'. The track on the radio was Killer Queen - Queen. She can't tell the difference between Freddie Mercury and Kate Bush. Edited March 8, 2018 by MEADOWXI 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 4 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: Radio at work On Tuesday one of the tracks played was Kate Bush - Babooshka Comment was passed by some younger ones about how weird and strange a song this is. The radio on today and a track was on today and someone asked 'Is that the same perosn that sang that Babu-thing sing'. The track on the radio was Killer Queen - Queen. She can't tell the difference between Freddie Mercury and Kate Bush. Freddie wasn't really a fan of the bush either. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 4 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: Radio at work On Tuesday one of the tracks played was Kate Bush - Babooshka Comment was passed by some younger ones about how weird and strange a song this is. The radio on today and a track was on today and someone asked 'Is that the same perosn that sang that Babu-thing sing'. The track on the radio was Killer Queen - Queen. She can't tell the difference between Freddie Mercury and Kate Bush. Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Unbelievable... 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 27 minutes ago, peasy23 said: Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Wow Unbelievable... I think that was EMF 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 54 minutes ago, Rugster said: I think that was EMF The things you say! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 I always liked Kate’s Bush 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 12, 2018 Share Posted March 12, 2018 Going to see Stewart Lee tomorrow night. Reminded the missus of this at the weekend and she says "Oh good, is that the Canadian guy that does the one liners or the lanky guy that was in the jungle". I don't know why I bother. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Doesn’t look as sore now I’ve cleaned away all the blood. Had ripped a nail earlier on my middle finger. Missus noticed it and I said “it’s pretty sore as it’s right down to the quick on one side” She leaned over and simply tore the loose nail off, sending blood splattering about. I politely asked what she was doing and she said “you asked me to rip your nail off quick”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 23 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Doesn’t look as sore now I’ve cleaned away all the blood. Had ripped a nail earlier on my middle finger. Missus noticed it and I said “it’s pretty sore as it’s right down to the quick on one side” She leaned over and simply tore the loose nail off, sending blood splattering about. I politely asked what she was doing and she said “you asked me to rip your nail off quick”. Are you posting from your hospital bed, SP? So brave. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 Doesn’t look as sore now I’ve cleaned away all the blood. Had ripped a nail earlier on my middle finger. Missus noticed it and I said “it’s pretty sore as it’s right down to the quick on one side” She leaned over and simply tore the loose nail off, sending blood splattering about. I politely asked what she was doing and she said “you asked me to rip your nail off quick”. A non-vegetarian would have enough healthy blood coursing round their cardio vascular system to laugh that off as a mere scratch (which it is). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Doesn’t look as sore now I’ve cleaned away all the blood. Had ripped a nail earlier on my middle finger. Missus noticed it and I said “it’s pretty sore as it’s right down to the quick on one side” She leaned over and simply tore the loose nail off, sending blood splattering about. I politely asked what she was doing and she said “you asked me to rip your nail off quick”. I think she just thought that you deserved it for using the word 'quick' like a 17th century dandy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 1 minute ago, HenryHill said: I think she just thought that you deserved it for using the word 'quick' like a 17th century dandy. I’ll have you know I resent being labelled 17th century. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Doesn’t look as sore now I’ve cleaned away all the blood. Had ripped a nail earlier on my middle finger. Missus noticed it and I said “it’s pretty sore as it’s right down to the quick on one side” She leaned over and simply tore the loose nail off, sending blood splattering about. I politely asked what she was doing and she said “you asked me to rip your nail off quick”. What a fucking blouse! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Pies Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 #prayforshandon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted March 15, 2018 Share Posted March 15, 2018 56 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What a fucking blouse! Bet that’s not the first time someone’s said that to him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 16, 2018 Share Posted March 16, 2018 If anyone wants to bring me flowers, lucozade and/or grapes they would be greatly received. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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