Marshmallo Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Duncan Freemason said: There’s three or four players in this year’s squad threatening to get into my worst eleven, and it has been unaltered for over a decade now. Taylor Morgan and Mehdi Khalis are my top two ever, no question. 48 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Just got an email trying to sell hospitality for the Pars game on the basis that senile auld p***k Archie Macpherson is a guest. I would certainly pay the money if the extra incentive was watching him consume a Dignitas fresh orange. Short of that, no thanks. A bit much surely? Always thought he seemed like a decent guy. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 A bit much surely? Always thought he seemed like a decent guy.Perhaps some standard P&B hyperbole in there but I cant stand him, and have felt for as long as I can remember that he lessens any game he comments on. Aside from that, he is the type of Old Firm sycophant that I cant wait to see ridded from Scottish Football. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Met him a couple of times, very pleasant and knowledgeable. You should go.I will not. How can I be expected to reach the pitch with anatomically dubious body parts from the nosebleeds of hospitality?? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Binoculars.You could really hurt someone throwing binoculars. I'm not a thug ffs -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Just got an email trying to sell hospitality for the Pars game on the basis that senile auld p***k Archie Macpherson is a guest. I would certainly pay the money if the extra incentive was watching him consume a Dignitas fresh orange. Short of that, no thanks. I did hospo not that long ago and he was the big guest in the Brockville lounge. It was as exciting as reading that last sentence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluegrass Bairn Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 2 hours ago, Duncan Freemason said: There’s three or four players in this year’s squad threatening to get into my worst eleven, and it has been unaltered for over a decade now. The only time Paton is likely to make any contribution this season is the now odds on chance that he’ll displace Kevin McBride from my all time horror 11. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 The only time Paton is likely to make any contribution this season is the now odds on chance that he’ll displace Kevin McBride from my all time horror 11. If it wasnt for last weeks effort (where I predicted lack of recognised CMs in Utds lineup would meam Paton might do ok) I might be tempted to predict that on a narrow pitch, Paton might do ok. Instead I will predict that when his name appears on the lineup I will stamping my feet and having a full on bitch fit. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalWolf Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 I guess with the narrow pitch the 442 diamond might make sense. no space for wingers anyway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PipoIsABairn Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 I'm still unsure as to why Haber is getting a pass from some quarters. I'm prepared to forgive some of the current squad for just being well out of their depth but this is a player who has scored goals as recently as last season at a higher level and doesn't even look remotely like finding the net for us. Further to that i'd add that he looks like the only one not actually trying or even remotely giving a damn about anything going on around him. Muirhead is having a shocker of a season so far but at least it looks like it's genuinely riling him up. Haber just jogs around hoping the ball might accidentally hit off him. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDust Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 43 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: If it wasnt for last weeks effort (where I predicted lack of recognised CMs in Utds lineup would meam Paton might do ok) I might be tempted to predict that on a narrow pitch, Paton might do ok. Instead I will predict that when his name appears on the lineup I will stamping my feet and having a full on bitch fit. I've seen milk with 5days life in it turn quicker than Paton. 2 fukn year contract 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 1 hour ago, Gaz FFC said: I did hospo not that long ago and he was the big guest in the Brockville lounge. It was as exciting as reading that last sentence. I would expect him to say “not enough curl on it” or “far too much curl on it” many many times. Many moons ago, I had two consecutive nights of listening first to Archie, and then to Bob Crampsie. The latter was just two hours in the presence of a true genius. Archie was just pleasant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 5 hours ago, Ranaldo Bairn said: Challenging Stephen Bradley for the coveted midfield lynchpin role for me. The absolute worst along side Kevin McBride. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grangemouth Bairn Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 5 hours ago, Ranaldo Bairn said: Challenging Stephen Bradley for the coveted midfield lynchpin role for me. I remember being quite excited when we signed Bradley as he had captained the Arsenal reserve side that Stokes and Paddy Cregg played for and also played for Ireland U21. What a disappointment that turned out to be. Still think ToE could be worse though. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranaldo Bairn Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Nah nobody's ever got me into an apoplectic seething maelstrom of rage like Bradley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grangemouth Bairn Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, Ranaldo Bairn said: Nah nobody's ever got me into an apoplectic seething maelstrom of rage like Bradley. Aye he was absolutely awful tbf. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Does anyone think we will see Toe or Turner in a matchday squad again? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Do you think Joe Tortolano would have looked good in this side? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
60`s bairn Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 Do you think Joe Tortolano would have looked good in this side?Looking good isnt the issue m8. Werent you here in the summer? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdiBairn Posted September 28, 2018 Share Posted September 28, 2018 9 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 9 hours ago, Russ said: Good to see that Sheps is still seething at every mention of Kevin O’Hara. 4 starts and 1 sub appearance from the 5 league games he was available for btw. But aye he can’t get in the team. Sheps is a fucking mess on here, and has nothing to say regarding football. Exists purely to slag folk off. You have some nerve criticising other posters when you were the one wanking yourself into a frenzy over a man who might have single-handedly relegated this football club and calling posters 'fake fans' and 'knicker wetters' for pointing out his flaws. Not only that, but you still inexplicably try to defend his signings even now. You've got to be one of the posters with the least football knowledge on this whole forum. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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