Annoying things people write on Facebook

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• Nathan Guthrie
  this digger rights a load of lies about ppl! theres nayneed for it the pish they right is friaetaills lies & more lies! whoeva reads this pish & takes it on board good on ya but its shite the hale lot o it hiy

• Donald Donaldson Lol and you know this how, you stupid virgin? Away and learn to read and write properly, you fuckin retard.
  Donald Donaldson What do you know if you're from Perth, dafty?
  Nathan Guthrie donald yar a troll m8t a troll righting to ppl ya dont no hahahahahaha well see you have been in my profile ya beest
  Nathan Guthrie the digger has rote about my bro & its all lies ya mungo thats the point am tryn to make ya tool
  Donald Donaldson Learn to spell, retard. What did your bro do? Shag a sheep?
  Donald Donaldson Steal a tractor?
  Nathan Guthrie Na fucked you're deed granny ya wee sad rodent
  

[Michael W]

this digger rights a load of lies about ppl! theres nayneed for it the pish they right is friaetaills lies & more lies! whoeva reads this pish & takes it on board good on ya but its shite the hale lot o it hiy!

see c***s spoutin foul mouthed shite on here wen theyve got a picture ae there wean as there profile picture ? thats stinkin man. there no fit parents so there no.

This looks excellent. Been on the page 2mins and already found a couple of absolute belters. Good work, EA.

Edited December 29, 2012 by Michael W

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this digger rights a load of lies about ppl! theres nayneed for it the pish they right is friaetaills lies & more lies! whoeva reads this pish & takes it on board good on ya but its shite the hale lot o it hiy!

see c***s spoutin foul mouthed shite on here wen theyve got a picture ae there wean as there profile picture ? thats stinkin man. there no fit parents so there no.

This looks excellent. Been on the page 2mins and already found a couple of absolute belters. Good work, EA.

It's my favorite Facebook page

Robert BigRab McCluckeywen i came aff the drink i started readin the digger an no the sport.great wee read the digger

[Lisa Cuddy]

A girl on my facebook posted earlier that she was sitting down with her 6 year old daughter to watch a film. They were going to watch Ted.

Another girl posted yesterday saying she wanted someone to come and rid her place of evil spirits because she kept losing items of jewellery and coming home to find drawers lying open and taps running. A load of her friends commented saying things like "I had that happen once! I got a priest out because my son was laughing at nothing when he was in his cot" or "I got told by a spiratualist that they take jewellery" (these are ghosts she's talking about, not magpies, by the way). Someone sensible came along and asked her if there could be anyone else that had a key. She said she doubted it because the stuff that was going missing was just the one expensive watch and the rest were earrings from Primark and thieves only take expensive stuff. After a blow by blow account of her turning the house upside down looking for her watch, she's just asked if anyone knows a locksmith.

[KnightswoodBear]

One appeared on mine the other day, one of these long winded sob stories about some horrific rape somewhere or other, and the line at the end was something like

"Like this if you are against and hate rape, ignore IF YOU ENDORSE RAPE!!!"

Unfriended.

[Cardinal Richelieu]

One appeared on mine the other day, one of these long winded sob stories about some horrific rape somewhere or other, and the line at the end was something like

"Like this if you are against and hate rape, ignore IF YOU ENDORSE RAPE!!!"

Unfriended.

^^^^ Rapist apologist.

[KnightswoodBear]

^^^^ Rapist apologist.

Well, yes, but that's hardly the point.

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One appeared on mine the other day, one of these long winded sob stories about some horrific rape somewhere or other, and the line at the end was something like

"Like this if you are against and hate rape, ignore IF YOU ENDORSE RAPE!!!"

Unfriended.

What annoys me the most are the ones that comes with a picture, for example someone posted a picutre of a young child lying in a hospital bed with some story about her having cancer and won't survive without prayers

"1 like = 1,000 prayers"

I really don't want to need to see picture on my facebook feed of people dying a slow horrible death.

[The Troll]

Theres a guy on my Facebook who posts a music video every few minutes for about 3 hours every night

[lanky_ffc]

Some guy from Falkirk has posted a video of himself shagging a bird. Haven't seen the video in question - I imagine it's been removed - but shit is going down: Link

[gav-ffc]

Some guy from Falkirk has posted a video of himself shagging a bird. Haven't seen the video in question - I imagine it's been removed - but shit is going down: Link

Heard about this also.

[lanky_ffc]

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Heard about this also.

What's the story behind it? As far as I can make out, he was getting ripped about his cock so posted a video of himself riding.

[Dunning1874]

The guy looks like a total jake too. Talking about 'a porno he made' on his profile.

[Michael W]

^

Has 15 year old slags on Facebook. BEAST, IMO.

(Not so much a BEAST as the 67 'likers', though)

Edited January 5, 2013 by Michael W

[mattydfc]

Can I have her Facebook please?

[Guest]

Daddy... It hurts "

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF YOU DONT PASS THIS ON YOU DONT

HAVE A SOUL!!! SO PLEASE DO READ IT ONLY ONCE IT WONT TAKE MORE THEN 5 MIN

Thanks !!

... My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I werent ugly,

Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.

I cant do a wrong,

I can speak at all,

Or else Im locked up,

All day long.

When Im awake,

Im all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks arent home.

When my mommy does come home,

Ill try and be nice,

So maybe Ill just get,

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlies bar

I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.

I try to hide,

From his evil eyes,

Im so afraid now,

Im starting to cry.

He finds me weeping,

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault,

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me,

And yells at me more,

I finally get free,

And run to the door.

Hes already locked it,

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me,

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor,

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues,

With more bad words spoken.

Im sorry! I scream,

But its now much to late,

His face has been twisted,

Into a unimaginable sh ape.

The hurt and the pain,

Again and again,

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops,

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless,

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Chris ,

I am three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

And you can help,

Sickens me to the soul,

If you read this,

And dont pass it on.

I pray for your forgiveness,

You would have to be,

One heartless person,

Not to be affected,

By this Poem.

And because you ARE affected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do,

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

Post this as Daddy ... It hurts

If you do not send this to everyone you know

Then you obviously dont care about child abuse.

At first I thought this was just a chain letter

And I wasnt going to send it either,

But now I realize that this is an important situation.

At least 5 children each day from around the world die from child abuse!!!!

This happens across the board, no matter how much money they have or their ethnicity.

by: Hassan KhalidSee more

Posted along with a picture of a kids smashed up face. Fist comment is "Omfg how can someone do such a evil thing I could not even read it all for crying". Unfriended, c**t.

[SodjesSixteenIncher]

Daddy... It hurts "

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF YOU DONT PASS THIS ON YOU DONT

HAVE A SOUL!!! SO PLEASE DO READ IT ONLY ONCE IT WONT TAKE MORE THEN 5 MIN

Thanks !!

... My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I werent ugly,

Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.

I cant do a wrong,

I can speak at all,

Or else Im locked up,

All day long.

When Im awake,

Im all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks arent home.

When my mommy does come home,

Ill try and be nice,

So maybe Ill just get,

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlies bar

I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.

I try to hide,

From his evil eyes,

Im so afraid now,

Im starting to cry.

He finds me weeping,

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault,

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me,

And yells at me more,

I finally get free,

And run to the door.

Hes already locked it,

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me,

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor,

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues,

With more bad words spoken.

Im sorry! I scream,

But its now much to late,

His face has been twisted,

Into a unimaginable sh ape.

The hurt and the pain,

Again and again,

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops,

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless,

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Chris ,

I am three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

And you can help,

Sickens me to the soul,

If you read this,

And dont pass it on.

I pray for your forgiveness,

You would have to be,

One heartless person,

Not to be affected,

By this Poem.

And because you ARE affected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do,

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

Post this as Daddy ... It hurts

If you do not send this to everyone you know

Then you obviously dont care about child abuse.

At first I thought this was just a chain letter

And I wasnt going to send it either,

But now I realize that this is an important situation.

At least 5 children each day from around the world die from child abuse!!!!

This happens across the board, no matter how much money they have or their ethnicity.

by: Hassan KhalidSee more

Posted along with a picture of a kids smashed up face. Fist comment is "Omfg how can someone do such a evil thing I could not even read it all for crying". Unfriended, c**t.

A 3 year old referring to their parents as "my folks". Pretty fucked up

[ginge123]

When 21 friends like the same status you have to look

^^^^

BEAST ring

[Boghead ranter]

Some guy from Falkirk has posted a video of himself shagging a bird. Haven't seen the video in question - I imagine it's been removed - but shit is going down: Link

and typically the 'friend' that I suggested Dindeleux gets ripped into has 'liked' the original comment

It's right up her street, surprised she never added one of the only 3 words she seems to be able to type - 'oaft' 'babez' or 'huni'.

[Dee Man]

Daddy... It hurts "

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF YOU DONT PASS THIS ON YOU DONT

HAVE A SOUL!!! SO PLEASE DO READ IT ONLY ONCE IT WONT TAKE MORE THEN 5 MIN

Thanks !!

... My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,

I wish I werent ugly,

Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.

I cant do a wrong,

I can speak at all,

Or else Im locked up,

All day long.

When Im awake,

Im all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks arent home.

When my mommy does come home,

Ill try and be nice,

So maybe Ill just get,

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlies bar

I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.

I try to hide,

From his evil eyes,

Im so afraid now,

Im starting to cry.

He finds me weeping,

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault,

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me,

And yells at me more,

I finally get free,

And run to the door.

Hes already locked it,

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me,

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor,

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues,

With more bad words spoken.

Im sorry! I scream,

But its now much to late,

His face has been twisted,

Into a unimaginable sh ape.

The hurt and the pain,

Again and again,

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops,

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless,

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Chris ,

I am three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

And you can help,

Sickens me to the soul,

If you read this,

And dont pass it on.

I pray for your forgiveness,

You would have to be,

One heartless person,

Not to be affected,

By this Poem.

And because you ARE affected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do,

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

Post this as Daddy ... It hurts

If you do not send this to everyone you know

Then you obviously dont care about child abuse.

At first I thought this was just a chain letter

And I wasnt going to send it either,

But now I realize that this is an important situation.

At least 5 children each day from around the world die from child abuse!!!!

This happens across the board, no matter how much money they have or their ethnicity.

by: Hassan KhalidSee more

Posted along with a picture of a kids smashed up face. Fist comment is "Omfg how can someone do such a evil thing I could not even read it all for crying". Unfriended, c**t.

Pretty good poem for a 3 year old.