JakeSAFC Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Had a dream last night that a mad demon thing was trying to take control of my body. I kept running away from the freaky looking demon but he kept sneaking up on me and scaring the shit out of me. Then I got tired of running and decided to give the demon a skelping. I burst the demon and expected the thing to kill me, but it smiled and we became pals because he respected me for skelping him. So me and my new demon pal went down the pub and got smashed. Ended up being thrown out and tried getting a bus home, but the driver wouldn't let us on because he was scared of the demon, so we chased the bus down the road and then I woke up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 I used to keep having these dreams where I'd go back to my grandparents' house (who have been dead for 20 years) and find secret rooms I never knew existed, with all sorts of cool stuff in. Or sometimes I'd find a room in my house that I'd forgotten about and hadn't set foot in for about 10 years, filled with all the things I've lost over the years (that probably makes it sound like I live in a weird old mansion rather than the 3 bed semi I currently call home). No idea what any of that means. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 I was swimming in the sea up in on the north coast (Durness) when all these massive breakers were coming in. A surfer told me that I shouldn't swim into the waves as I might end up in the Falklands. I swam into one, only to be projected high into the atmosphere and land in the Falkland Islands, which was located in the Arctic Circle of course. I then hunted around the shops looking for an orange Sainsbury's carrier bag I once left on a previous visit. Fast forward a bit and I ended in in some public baths, forgetting I had a shower cap on which was a bit foosty inside, as pointed out by a former colleague. I have never worn a shower cap btw. Water-way to live. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 10 hours ago, nsr said: I used to keep having these dreams where I'd go back to my grandparents' house (who have been dead for 20 years) and find secret rooms I never knew existed, with all sorts of cool stuff in. Or sometimes I'd find a room in my house that I'd forgotten about and hadn't set foot in for about 10 years, filled with all the things I've lost over the years (that probably makes it sound like I live in a weird old mansion rather than the 3 bed semi I currently call home). No idea what any of that means. I used to have a weird dream like that that there was another annex to a house I had moved into that was completely wrecked like with holes in the roof or ancient furniture. It wasn't a good place to be in for whatever reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 I can't recall whole dreams mostly, but two nights ago I survived a nuclear apocalypse in Switzerland and last night I man handled a strange, fierce dog from the home I grew up in trying to get at my own dog. It ended up getting a red card from its owner who was looking for it. Then I settled down to watch Scotland v Norway, we were one up when I woke up. I think McFadden scored. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garf Posted June 28, 2017 Share Posted June 28, 2017 I quite often dream about looking for something I've lost, or had as a child, like headphones or an old pair of football boots that I really liked. I'll be searching all through my parents' house and all along the street, asking people. Every now and then there's the occasional "cut away" to a vision of the item I'm looking for lying in a dusty room somewhere surrounded by stoor and cobwebs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 I was lying on a hotel bed with some quine I used to go to school with (grown up, not school age before the beast chat starts). We strip off but just as we're going to start riding, the door opens and a midget Tommy Cooper, who we are apparently sharing the room with, walks in. I shoo him out and tell him to give us a minute, get her through to the bathroom and lock the door. We shout through to Tommy that he's fine to go into the bedroom, just put the TV up loud or something. Just before we start shagging, she suddenly says 'I've figured it out, I've got to tell him!' Him being old time actor James Stewart who is a detective in this dream. She runs out starkers to tell him, leaving me livid. Fast forward to the morning and I'm lying naked on a bench beside the roundabout beside the castlegate in Aberdeen. James Stewart is sitting next to me, fully clothed and in black and white. My da, brother and a couple of my pals turn up, hungover to f**k. I try and explain what happened to them last night as I'm in a much fitter state than them but they keep talking over me so I flounce out of there. This is about the fourth dream I've had where due to some circumstance, I don't quite manage to pump this quine. Seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 That is fucking brilliant there's something a bit twin peaks about it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 29, 2017 Share Posted June 29, 2017 I dreamt I was on P&B. This is a new low. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 I dreamt I walked into the miners welfare club down the road, and there was a hamburger eating contest ran by the handmade burger co. I filled in the entry forms, ate a load of burgers, and ignored the 30 minute time slot, and kept on scoffing burgers and filled a carrier bag full of them and went home, and two days later I got a letter from a debt collection agency chasing me for £250 quid for the burgers, as I technically didn't take part in the competition, they claimed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenconner Posted July 1, 2017 Share Posted July 1, 2017 51 minutes ago, philpy said: I dreamt I walked into the miners welfare club down the road, and there was a hamburger eating contest ran by the handmade burger co. I filled in the entry forms, ate a load of burgers, and ignored the 30 minute time slot, and kept on scoffing burgers and filled a carrier bag full of them and went home, and two days later I got a letter from a debt collection agency chasing me for £250 quid for the burgers, as I technically didn't take part in the competition, they claimed. Miners Welfare? How quaint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 I'm afraid to say D Trump made it into my deam (nightmare) last night. Not sure what's going on . Might be my meds. But the other night it was Kim what's his name from N Korea. He was ahead of me climbing a ladder , wearing a skirt. And yes I had a look.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 I'm afraid to say D Trump made it into my deam (nightmare) last night. Not sure what's going on . Might be my meds. But the other night it was Kim what's his name from N Korea. He was ahead of me climbing a ladder , wearing a skirt. And yes I had a look.... Which one was climbing the ladder? What manner of genitals was he displaying? Did he threaten to nuke you or give you botulism or build a wall or ban you from flying? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Scary Bear said: What manner of genitals was he displaying? Did he threaten to nuke you? I think I woke up by then, my dreams are really crazy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 I think I woke up by then, my dreams are really crazy. So Trump or the other lad from North Korea? Maybe it's a fear of leaders with mad hair? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted July 2, 2017 Share Posted July 2, 2017 I've been thinking about buying a car to get to work and last night my old man (who died 8 years ago) surprised me with one. It was a really old fashioned one like a really ancient fiesta, really square, but it had all different shades of light blue panels. I remember thinking the state of that but I didn't want to hurt his feelings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 I had a dream last night I was at a funeral and was being downvoted in real time (there was an electronic counter on my seat) by the deceased's immediate family for sitting on the catholic side of the crematorium. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I had a dream last night I was at a funeral and was being downvoted in real time (there was an electronic counter on my seat) by the deceased's immediate family for sitting on the catholic side of the crematorium. Big team found. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Big team found. When I was at the deceased in question's funeral (four years ago) there were several lodge members in attendance, so I'll let you draw your own conclusions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 13, 2017 Share Posted October 13, 2017 10 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: When I was at the deceased in question's funeral (four years ago) there were several lodge members in attendance, so I'll let you draw your own conclusions. How did you know? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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