BFTD Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 When a bit of walloper comes off in one go. ^^^ how I genuinely read that on first look. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Don't worry, I read walloper too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 First weekend off in years without wasting a holiday because unwound be hungover. Scottish cup on the telly and my flatmate is going out to watch the Throwball so I don't have to suffer it here! Sent from my iPhone using Pie & Bovril 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 7, 2016 Share Posted February 7, 2016 Don't worry, Tom McB is a walloper too. It's high time that the word filter changed "walloper" to "Tom McB is a walloper" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 There was a guy who started working in here just before Christmas. He was about 30 years old, one of those bams that think they aren't a bam any more because they're 30-odd and have kids but the reality is everyone is hoping social services step in. Anyway, in his first week it was apparent that he was a bit of a fud. He was asked what he was having for lunch from one of the other guys across the canteen, he thought it would be a good idea to shout back "A BAG EH DARKIES LIPS". Cue everyone looking up at each other, then looking at the black folk in the work to see if they were about to murder him or not. Luckily, for his sake, employees took the sensible step of reporting it to HR. He's a loud, obnoxious guy with horrid patter and he had been ruining my lunch time, so much so that I had reverted to eating lunch at my desk on my own. Today, I went into the canteen and he's nowhere to be seen or heard. I can't quite believe my luck, on a Monday too. After a few enquiries it turns out him and another guy were caught by the polis drinking cans at lunch time (during work hours) at the nearby canal and also found to have knives on them. He's now the only the 2nd guy I've seen sacked in my 10 years working here and it's fair cheered me up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 There was a guy who started working in here just before Christmas. He was about 30 years old, one of those bams that think they aren't a bam any more because they're 30-odd and have kids but the reality is everyone is hoping social services step in. Anyway, in his first week it was apparent that he was a bit of a fud. He was asked what he was having for lunch from one of the other guys across the canteen, he thought it would be a good idea to shout back "A BAG EH DARKIES LIPS". Cue everyone looking up at each other, then looking at the black folk in the work to see if they were about to murder him or not. Luckily, for his sake, employees took the sensible step of reporting it to HR. He's a loud, obnoxious guy with horrid patter and he had been ruining my lunch time, so much so that I had reverted to eating lunch at my desk on my own. Today, I went into the canteen and he's nowhere to be seen or heard. I can't quite believe my luck, on a Monday too. After a few enquiries it turns out him and another guy were caught by the polis drinking cans at lunch time (during work hours) at the nearby canal and also found to have knives on them. He's now the only the 2nd guy I've seen sacked in my 10 years working here and it's fair cheered me up. ^^^^^ Works for Police Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 ^^^^^ Works for Police Scotland. No I don't. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 No I don't. ^^^^ Undercover officer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 ^^^^ Undercover officer. No I'm not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 No I'm not. ^^^^ too short to join the polis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 No I'm not. They all say that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 ^^^^ too short to join the polis. Yes I am. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Got some new clothes yesterday and felt like a new man when out and about today. Wearing shitty old clothes gets me down. Best of luck picking one up. Does the missus get to share? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 "Could you go a chicken supper Booby Sands?" Leaflets pulled due to boob over Bobby http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-35524004 Still, at least she's taking it well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 "Could you go a chicken supper Booby Sands?" Leaflets pulled due to boob over Bobbyhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-35524004 Given the resurgence of paramilitary activity I reckon that's a brave post Mozza. A brave post mocking Bobby Sands. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 "Could you go a chicken supper Booby Sands?" Leaflets pulled due to boob over Bobby http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-35524004 A chicken breast supper? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Look lads, the BEAST outings were one thing, but this is starting to go too far. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted February 8, 2016 Share Posted February 8, 2016 Good old fashioned, proper football ground floodlights, as in the giant towery ones which you can see from miles across town. Walking past Nottingham's City Ground has just reminded me of this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted February 9, 2016 Share Posted February 9, 2016 Just watched a film in 3D for the first time in ages, forgot how good the effect can be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 10, 2016 Share Posted February 10, 2016 What happened?Bruce Willis was the ghost of Keyser Söze and sank the Titanic when it struck the decapitated head of Gwyneth Paltrow..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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