throbber Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 3 hours ago, DarkBlue62 said: I was given them for free believe it or not. All the more reason to be cheerful then! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 23, 2016 Share Posted November 23, 2016 Just got two bottles of Jim Beam Double Oak delivered by Tesco. Missed calls on phone and the driver claimed he'd been round already. Said hed swing back and did so within the allocated delivery time. No tip though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 (edited) Ordered a Christmas present on Amazon to one of the pickup lockers. Was meant to arrive on Monday but no word. Sent an email a couple of hours ago asking what was going on. Amazon replied saying they'll look into it and as way of an apology they've extended my prime membership an extra month which will take me pretty much to Christmas next year - no paying for delivery at the worst time of the year! They also state to wait a day or two for the parcel as it has been held up in transit. 1 hour later I get a text to say it's ready for collection Edited November 24, 2016 by The Minertaur 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 A quine I had a one nighter with about 8 months ago looks quite heavily pregnant. I nervously text her today asking if it was anything to do with me, but apparently she's got another 4 months to go. Relief washed over me in an awesome wave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 16 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: A quine I had a one nighter with about 8 months ago looks quite heavily pregnant. I nervously text her today asking if it was anything to do with me, but apparently she's got another 4 months to go. Relief washed over me in an awesome wave. That must've been a relief Sir Galahad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 The street lights along the M8 in Glasgow at night. If you squint your eyes then it's like a squadron UFOs are taking over the city. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 When your first and last job of the day turns out to be 5 minutes from your house. Extra 90 mins in bed and an early finish hopefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 That camouflaged mobile mast dressed up as a tree beside the Dunblane roundabout on the A9. It's brilliantly rubbish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Bit of time between flights at Gatwick, not quite long enough to go to Brighton as I usually do so found a random pub on Google maps and jumped in a taxi. Cracking place, big beer garden by a river and a good selection of beer. Ye Olde 6 Bells, about 5 minutes away. From the North terminal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: That camouflaged mobile mast dressed up as a tree beside the Dunblane roundabout on the A9. It's brilliantly rubbish. I used to point it out to the missus every time we drove by it and pretend I'd forgotten that I'd pointed it out on every other occasion. She used to go mental and say "You tell me that every time we drive by here". It was some laugh, I wish you all could have been there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Just opened my second bottle of red. With the queens game cancelled tomorrow, I'm going to Newcastle with my mates instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Jessica Hynes dropping the C bomb referring to Trump and Pence on The Last Leg. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Was rummaging in my Man Tin for something and found a few strips of Tramadol and Dihydrocodeine. Combined with a cup of decaf tea it's a winning combination. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 (edited) 9 hours ago, Dee Man said: I used to point it out to the missus every time we drove by it and pretend I'd forgotten that I'd pointed it out on every other occasion. She used to go mental and say "You tell me that every time we drive by here". It was some laugh, I wish you all could have been there. I'm pretty sure my Dad did the same thing, every time without fail he used to point it out, we now just get in there first and point it out to him. I'm sure you'll all agree road trips with us are full of top drawer banter. Edited November 26, 2016 by thomas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 In the words of@accies1874 I'm pished 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 #NeverForget #BobbysLaw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 28, 2016 Share Posted November 28, 2016 (edited) The value of my shares in Popcorn Planet have gone through the roof in the last 48 hours. Edited November 28, 2016 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted November 30, 2016 Share Posted November 30, 2016 Over here we call them "chazzawazzers" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Finished work until the 13th. Football tomorrow, my birthday on Wednesday and the Mrs birthday next Sunday. My liver is going to be fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 2, 2016 Share Posted December 2, 2016 Finished work until the 13th. Football tomorrow, my birthday on Wednesday and the Mrs birthday next Sunday. My liver is going to be fucked. No bad wee holiday that. Slightly jealous.. Enjoy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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