The_Kincardine Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 I just read through the "Final Renfrewshire Derby of the season" thread. Some wonderful comments and GIFs. Start here to put a smile on your face: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted April 13, 2017 Share Posted April 13, 2017 Know what you mean mate. Lazy day's in the pub and not getting up till whenever you like. Oh, wait, I have young kids. As you fucking were. I'm exactly the same. But it's my first bank holiday weekend in a job where I don't work bank holidays. It's a nice novelty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Just discovered that I'm off work Monday, so I've got a three day weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 Do you not work for yourself? I was, but took a job books in for convenience. I still have self-employed interests additionally though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 £5 hand jobs? Yeah why not, since you're offering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 As long as you hold me afterwards. The way a hand job works is that YOU hold ME. Hold my junk I mean. With your hand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 21 minutes ago, Sweet Pete said: The way a hand job works is that YOU hold ME. Hold my junk I mean. With your hand. He's been struggling with 3 foot of hose all morning, I don't think he'll have the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Pete Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 He's been struggling with 3 foot of hose all morning, I don't think he'll have the time. Only 3 feet? He'll still not some training before he's ready for me then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 14, 2017 Share Posted April 14, 2017 @throbber if you can hold a bookies pencil, I've got £5 burning a hole in my pocket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 16, 2017 Share Posted April 16, 2017 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-39613631 Some really good news, Sky fairy worshippers in Scotland declining and many of them will be dead soon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Went to a couples massage class recently where they tesch you lots of massage techniques to use on each other. It was fairly pricey but worth every penny 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Went to a couples massage class recently where they tesch you lots of massage techniques to use on each other. It was fairly pricey but worth every penny Did they teach the happy ending? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 The Asian (?) massage where women get naked, oil themselves up and rub all over you looks good. Was it that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Did they teach the happy ending? I think the trainer was fully aware when put into practice at home, happy endings for all would be the order of the day.Some of the techniques and movements were around the groin area and the knowing smile of the trainer suggests she know this is when hands would wander.My fiancee would have been deeply offended if she'd offered to show her how to give a handjob. She likes to think she's pretty good at it already 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Fiancé, you say, yeah hand jobs, blow jobs, sex....all stop once married! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 ^^^ As someone who's been married 3 times (so far) I find this not to be the case for all marriages. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Fiancé, you say, yeah hand jobs, blow jobs, sex....all stop once married! Pretty cynical rowan! Did your divorce not come through recently? ???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 18 minutes ago, Rowan said: Fiancé, you say, yeah hand jobs, blow jobs, sex....all stop once married! Only usually get them after marriage is if the happy ending involves a new pair of shoes, a handbag or a new dress. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandarilla Posted April 17, 2017 Share Posted April 17, 2017 Only usually get them after marriage is if the happy ending involves a new pair of shoes, a handbag or a new dress. Get yourself a mistress. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.