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Just now, G_Man1985 said:

 


I have to go in tomorrow again to hand in another form but the place is awful. Seen someone getting escorted put for being abusive. Mental

 

I encountered the Inverness branch while it was used as a test bed for Universal Credit. The staff were trained to assume anything you say is a lie, and no help whatsoever was given to find work. Apart from being utter c***s so you wanted to avoid going back if at all possible.

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1 hour ago, welshbairn said:

I encountered the Inverness branch while it was used as a test bed for Universal Credit. The staff were trained to assume anything you say is a lie, and no help whatsoever was given to find work. Apart from being utter c***s so you wanted to avoid going back if at all possible.

Sounds like my boss

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Getting stuck in traffic beside a bus that has really strong* free WiFi.

 

*it is actually ridiculously strong. My phone tries to connect to one 100m away, although that actually cuts the normal phone connection.

 

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I was watching the PSG/Niort cup game and it was quite the spectacle due to the state of the pitch. Torrential rain, players sliding about all over the place and the 6 yard boxes were mud baths. In the 92nd minute Niort had a corner and chance to make it 1-1. Niort keeper almost catches the flapping PSG keepers ball to poke it over the line but nae luck. Keeper then launches the ball down the right wing after a moment of time wasting. Niort keeper rushes back as PSG winger out runs a defender and cooly slots the ball towards the empty net to make it 2-0. 

Except the ball didn't make it that far. Casually stopped a yard or so from the line before a defender cleared it. The camera cut to the Niort keeper and he's giggling like a little girl after thanking his defender. PSG scored from the subsequent corner, but that little moment made up for a rank rotten game that I couldn't keep away from. 

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Matt Damon just told me that the more Wife Beater I drink, the more I can beat the world's water crisis. Better head to Tesco tonight and help those kids up in the Chad Bodeli.

However, alcohol helps dehydrate you. ****.

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On a Friday evening I often walk along to the local pub with my book. I often end up sitting next to a group of 18-20 year old guys and they restore my faith in humanity. Tonight's topics have included 'should water rates be based on how much water you use' and 'Karl Marx Stadt's 1989-1990 Uefa cup run'

 

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said:

On a Friday evening I often walk along to the local pub with my book. I often end up sitting next to a group of 18-20 year old guys and they restore my faith in humanity. Tonight's topics have included 'should water rates be based on how much water you use' and 'Karl Marx Stadt's 1989-1990 Uefa cup run'

 

 

 

 

They sound a hoot. Are there no lassies on that they can leer and letch pathetically over?

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18 hours ago, G_Man1985 said:

 


£75.50 in total. Just had to send my old passport back with 2 new pictures as I have changed since I was 18 so a totally new passport with a beautiful picture on it .

 

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On 3/3/2017 at 21:29, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said:

On a Friday evening I often walk along to the local pub with my book. I often end up sitting next to a group of 18-20 year old guys and they restore my faith in humanity. Tonight's topics have included 'should water rates be based on how much water you use' and 'Karl Marx Stadt's 1989-1990 Uefa cup run'

 

 

 

 

f**k that pub

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Actually that just reminded me of something that happened back when I was at college. We were filming something at my mates flat in the west end and once we were done we headed out for a pint. At this point we considered staying out to watch the midweek football and happened upon a pub my mate hadn't been to yet. He had always been curious but never ended up in it. 

As we're drinking away I noticed an insert day - pub quiz! sign. It was that day, and I do like a wee quiz every now and again so I was curious. Later one of the staff came up and asked if we would be hanging around for the quiz that evening. I told her we just might do that, as it was a very pleasant little pub. 

"Oh it's a good one tonight guys - Greek architecture"

There's a reason I don't drink in the west end often. 

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