19QOS19 Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 Three types of worstcunts in Dumfries are drivers in general, middle-aged women and Audi drivers. I was parked outside a shop today and had to do a 3 point turn. There was a car coming but it was a fair distance away. By the time I turned, the car coming in the opposite direction was beginning to slow down (she must have been bombing down the road as she was that far away when I started) so I was going to wave to acknowledge her slowing down (even though she must have been speeding in the first place) but as I went to pass her I noticed her looking at me and shaking her head in disgust. This enraged me as she didn't have to slam on the brakes and it was a legitimate move (had she not been clearly speeding). So my reaction was clearly something that had been simmering and this middle-aged Audi driver received the brunt. As she was shaking her head in disgust we were parallel and I shouted "Aw geeza minute ya fucking cow" which she clearly lipread as her facial expression was an absolute picture. Below is the closest reaction I can find to hers. http:// 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 My brother in law just gave me some Shizuoka wasabi. This stuff needs to be tried to be believed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 Got a new job offer in a different department. Same wage, but slightly better hours and not having to deal with the workplace politics I currently have to is making all the difference. You going where I used to be? If so, you'll enjoy it, it's at least pretty varied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 You going where I used to be? If so, you'll enjoy it, it's at least pretty varied. That's the main thing for me, I felt I was stagnating where I was so put my name in the hat. My manager doesn't know yet because they're on holiday, going to be #scenes when she realises. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 I have certainly enjoyed today's football results. Some really good ones across the divisions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 At the start of the 4x100m race, the US television commentator informed us "This is between the US and Jamaica." Ha Ha Ha 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkBlue62 Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Gave blood for the 9th time today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Just now, DarkBlue62 said: Gave blood for the 9th time today. You've still got two hours to make it 10. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted August 17, 2017 Share Posted August 17, 2017 Off work until the 29th and off to Spain in a couple of days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 After having 0.5mbps broadband for three years got upgraded to fibre and now have 40 for the same price. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 9 hours ago, D.A.F.C said: After having 0.5mbps broadband for three years got upgraded to fibre and now have 40 for the same price. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted August 19, 2017 Share Posted August 19, 2017 Pub* barmen who stand behind the bar cleaning glasses in shirt and tie. Far better than some wifey that doesn't notice you're wanting served because he's too engrossed in her Take a Break. *ie. not the false hipster, trying-too-hard, uber-gelled hair, trying to be Steven Thomson on Sportscene champagne bar type ****s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 It's Floyd v Mayweather on Saturday which means by Sunday everyone will have shut the f**k up about it. Hopefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 It's Floyd v Mayweather on Saturday which means by Sunday everyone will have shut the f**k up about it. Hopefully. That won't happen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 12 hours ago, Rugster said: It's Floyd v Mayweather on Saturday which means by Sunday everyone will have shut the f**k up about it. Hopefully. Who do you think will win? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Who do you think will win? Couldn't give a flying f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Who do you think will win? Mayweathee but hopefully mystic mac just for the scenes. What about you, Shands? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 17 minutes ago, NorthernJambo said: Mayweathee but hopefully mystic mac just for the scenes. What about you, Shands? Tough choice. The wee gobshite or the wee wife-beater. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 Tough choice. The wee gobshite or the wee wife-beater. McGregor is a total gobshite, but I suppose he's the more likeable of the two. Would just be excellent to see the disarray afterwards shouldMcGregor win. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 My understanding of this fight is that a professional, world champion boxer is going to be in a boxing match against someone who isn't a professional, world champion boxer. I fail to see where the debate lies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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