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Nice.

I've officially been told that I'm being made redundant but the blow has been softened after just finding out that I'll get 5 months paid notice from whenever I leave next month and I get to keep every penny even if I get hired again within that time period. Pleasing.

Mixed bag there, but at least you have that windfall to tide you over until you get something else. Best of luck.

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I'm cheerful because last night I pumped someone who was not just a proper, legitimate, living, breathing woman, but a 21-year-old one with blonde hair and ample-sized tits.

I hadn't done so in 3 years, and although I considered waking my lazy b*****d flatmate up before I go to work to tell him I thought I'd share it with the internet instead. Tell him if you want. Tell whoever you like. Life is good!

Enjoy it while you can, son. As someone has already stated, once you're married it's all pretty much downhill.

:lol:8)

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I've not had the Tennents arguement for almost 5hrs.

Even though there may be some far superior drinks available at the bar, sometimes a cold, crisp pint of Tennents is exactly the mood drink which you're after at 5pm on a Friday. With some Bacon & Scampi Fries.

Edited due to spelling errors as a result of the crisps.

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I've not had the Tennents arguement for almost 5hrs.

Even though there may be some far superior drinks available at the bar, sometimes a cold, crisp pint of Tennents is exactly the mood drink which you're after at 5pm on a Friday. With some Bacon & Scampi Fries.

Edited due to spelling errors as a result of the crisps.

Aye, pints! He was drinking cans. Cans are the worst way to drink. In saying that I drank 8 cans of Pils on the train yesterday.

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