sjc Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 Joined by my wife and daughter in the park for lunch today on a beautiful Spring day. Only downside was getting slightly sunburned. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 The One Show getting their priorities right there. ”on a sad day when we’ve lost two of our greats, Jim Bowen and Stephen Hawking” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 14, 2018 Share Posted March 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The One Show getting their priorities right there. ”on a sad day when we’ve lost two of our greats, Jim Bowen and Stephen Hawking” “Well done Stephen, you’ve won tonight’s star prize!” “What the f**k am I going to do with a speedboat Jim” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 17, 2018 Share Posted March 17, 2018 Richard f***ing Thompsons gone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 English commentators referring to QPR simply as 'Rangers', evidently treating the Glasgow tribute act as an irrelevant non-entity. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said: English commentators referring to QPR simply as 'Rangers', evidently treating the Glasgow tribute act as an irrelevant non-entity. People from Cove are pissed off though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 41 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: People from Cove are pissed off though. At least someone remembered them, unlike Berwick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 18, 2018 Share Posted March 18, 2018 On 14/03/2018 at 19:14, Shandon Par said: “Well done Stephen, you’ve won tonight’s star prize!” “What the f**k am I going to do with a speedboat Jim” Parts? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 20, 2018 Share Posted March 20, 2018 6 weeks off the fags 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 20 hours ago, heedthebaa said: 6 weeks off the fags How much cash has that saved You ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: How much cash has that saved You ? A few hundred quid no doubt but he's spent at least treble that on heroin. Edited March 21, 2018 by Melanius Mullarkey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 41 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: How much cash has that saved You ? Never cost me much Gaz, £12 a week with baccy, papers and tips. Feels good though 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Never cost me much Gaz, £12 a week with baccy, papers and tips. Feels good though Spends 15 quid on mints and chocolate now...belly going to get you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: Spends 15 quid on mints and chocolate now...belly going to get you. Funnily enough I’m currently eating a 150g toblerone for breakfast 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Just now, heedthebaa said: Funnily enough I’m currently eating a 150g toblerone for breakfast Are you considering driving to Dundee in your bare feet? 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 A few months back, I emptied the annoying daughter of an acquaintance from Facebook because I got weary of the pro-Trump racist shit she was constantly posting. Apparently she’s just hatched a sprog...and it’s what might euphemistically be described as “dusky hued”. Unlike herself and her husband who are both as white bread as they come. Whoever would’ve guessed, our wee Aryan princess was loco for the cocoa? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Shotgun said: A few months back, I emptied the annoying daughter of an acquaintance from Facebook because I got weary of the pro-Trump racist shit she was constantly posting. Apparently she’s just hatched a sprog...and it’s what might euphemistically be described as “dusky hued”. Unlike herself and her husband who are both as white bread as they come. Whoever would’ve guessed, our wee Aryan princess was loco for the cocoa? Are you and your neighbours getting the pitchforks out? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 Are you and your neighbours getting the pitchforks out? No but it’s a splendid idea. I also think it would be funny as f**k if the little hypocrite was forced to wear a scarlet ‘A’ sewn to her clothing. Seriously, I’m tempted to re-friend her just so I can see how she addresses the issue of race relations in future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 Going to see Limmy tonight, and off tomorrow so can get rarara and not have to do anything other than lie in my scratcher feeling sorry for myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 22, 2018 Share Posted March 22, 2018 so can get rarara 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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