philpy Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 No More work until 8th January. Down the road with 22 cans of lager, 2 bottles of whisky and £40 cash. Also an all expenses paid meal and piss-up at the longniddry inn tomorrow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 1 hour ago, philpy said: No More work until 8th January. Down the road with 22 cans of lager, 2 bottles of whisky and £40 cash. Also an all expenses paid meal and piss-up at the longniddry inn tomorrow. Did you rob a corner shop? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 9 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Did you rob a corner shop? He's in Wallyford, it's THE corner shop. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 Shite weather in Shetland delaying my offshore trip to after Christmas after I was expecting to be back out yesterday. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 Work done and now off until the 3rd. Time for copious amounts of beer and food! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 Straight out after work and had to wait on the pub being legally allowed to serve drink. Just been given a plate of sausage rolls to keep me quiete while the nephews decorate baubles and make cookies. Merry Christmas. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 When the good lady tells you she's gonna put the chicken in the freezer and order a takeaway instead 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 (edited) In Hungary now for a week of drinking and eating. Edited December 22, 2023 by Stellaboz 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 53 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: When the good lady tells you she's gonna put the chicken in the freezer and order a takeaway instead This seems like a euph. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 4 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: This seems like a euph. It's definitely code for some sort of deviancy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 7 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: When the good lady tells you she's gonna put the chicken in the freezer and order a takeaway instead I'll bet it's dead in the morning. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Reads more like something you'd expect to be passed between two "strangers" on a London park bench during the Cold War. "I'm told the chicken is in the freezer." "Indeed. The Good Lady requires a takeaway." ... "Fancy going back to my place?" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Huge queues at the ATMs in town. Told they're all out of money because of the perennial nonsense that is Christmas. I can't leave town until I pay my bill so was worried I'd be stranded for the next few days. Chanced my luck at the five star hotel and they have their own ATMs which the riff raff can't access. I went to celebrate with a presumably expensive pint, only to discover it was the cheapest pint in town. One of those moments where a small victory turns a nightmare day into a celebration. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 On 29/09/2023 at 13:49, KnightswoodBear said: Just got a cheque through the door from The Rangers Lotto for £436 Ftfy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 On 27/11/2023 at 12:39, Bert Raccoon said: Shes 33 but thanks for your concern. Good to see the good citizens of Pie and Bovril still being alert for possible miscreants 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig fae the Vale Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Got some friends round tonight for a wee Christmas get together. Had a couple of rounds of Cards Against Humanity and Joking Hazard (the Cyanide and Happiness card game). So much fun, not laughed like that in ages. Definitely had more fun tonight than time with the family over the next few days promises. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 RBS refunded £50 that i left sticking out of a cash machine like some sort of nonchalant millionaire. Thanks to @Rugster and @Bert Raccoon for the tips. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 17 minutes ago, coprolite said: RBS refunded £50 that i left sticking out of a cash machine like some sort of nonchalant millionaire. Thanks to @Rugster and @Bert Raccoon for the tips. It’s only fair they get a £25 reward each. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 Just now, Brother Blades said: It’s only fair they get a £25 reward each. I agree, unfortunately life is unfair. They'll thank me for this harsh lesson one day. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 The warm feeling inside of helping my fellow human is enough reward for me 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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