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^^Proof required as this is surely 99.9% LIES, but is definitely a 100% WEIRD male-group-fantasy^^

Gone and good rid, he was a total piece of arse-waste.

With the Bin Raking, Alkie, Bigot Wunfellaff now banned, you - a vile creature that flings his own shit at other human beings - are probably now the most disgusting person on this website. Congratulations champ.

#officiallytheleastdeceonP&B

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I would estimate that I would pay -£100 for the haircut below. As I'm not in negative equity, your haircut is not worth more than my house. Back to the drawing board for you, champ. 8)

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Save yourself the trouble of cobbling together some tragic patter next time and simply write, 'I'm poor.'

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Guys, booked us a floor at the Waldorf Astoria in NYC for after Vegas.

I'm thinking we all get a tailored three piece on arrival and then head out on the town. R. Gosling's having a party at his flat and he's told me to invite you all along. Entry will only be granted to those with a solid 8/10 on their arm which won't be a problem for any of us of course. Thinking we pitch in and reward Ry's hospitality with a few bottles of Chateau D'Yquem. Only $75,000 a piece #pocketchange #myhaircutcostsmorethanbonksyshouse #hooah

Me and RyGos have had a falling out over me being a younger, better looking version of him. Could be awkies.

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I'll leave this here guys;

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusional_disorder

If you wish to talk to someone about your feelings, drop a PM.

Hi KeeperDee,

Please can you advise on what your upper price limit was when you PM'd me asking how much the "Club DECE" t-shirts were shortly after this thread started? I would be interested to know how much you'd have paid to be one of "these buffoons".

Thanks,

Marshy

:lol:

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I'm genuinely worried/interested in this fantasy you all seem to have. It's actually incredible that you're all playing on a fantasy over the Internet.

To be fair, it was mildly amusing seeing everyone getting themselves in such a tangle about the club dece stuff. The lifting chat etc was also a laugh. However, the recent stuff about holidays etc is a bit terrible.

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