Gianfranco Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Girl I know has big tits and her husband has large ears so naturally they’re known as Lugs and Jugs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northboy Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 When I was around 17/18 I remember a guy called Stevie who was a couple of years older. Depending on your opinion he was either bit of a character or a d@8khead. Poor fellow had epilepsy and was commonly know as Shakin' Stephen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 14 minutes ago, throbber said: I know a guy called baws because when he’s drunk he puts his testicles into a pint glass and they touch the bottom. Britain's Got Talent thread for this pish 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budmiester1 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 On 06/01/2022 at 00:23, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: That its quite superb. My favourite one i heard some people call one particularly lazy beat man was ‘the olympic flame’ because he never goes out. The other one is Bongo, book on never go out . One of our Sgts was nicknamed "Slippers" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Fly Mo - 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Knew of somebody who had the nickname Sleekit Pooch. No idea why. Boy at school wore large black rimmed glasses. Immediately got called Joe 90. His wee brother didn't wear glasses but became Joe 45. Big Joe and Wee Joe, legends. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 3 hours ago, budmiester1 said: The other one is Bongo, book on never go out . One of our Sgts was nicknamed "Slippers" Haha thats superb. Office Cat is another one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 In a previous workplace, there were two guys called Dave and were imaginatively known as big Dave and wee Dave. Then a third Dave started who was smaller than both Daves and was named microdave. Oh aye, that was me. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Back in the day one of my mates called Paddy had a wee boy called Michael with his very slim partner. From then on they were know amongst us as Pat, Mick and Stick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 “Why does he get called Striplight?” ”Cos he’s a 6ft tube”. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 ^^^ works for John Swinney 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 2 hours ago, microdave said: In a previous workplace, there were two guys called Dave and were imaginatively known as big Dave and wee Dave. Then a third Dave started who was smaller than both Daves and was named microdave. Oh aye, that was me. Or Meekro-daveé as you are to Nigella. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 2 hours ago, microdave said: In a previous workplace, there were two guys called Dave and were imaginatively known as big Dave and wee Dave. Then a third Dave started who was smaller than both Daves and was named microdave. Oh aye, that was me. Chris Fowler's Bryant & May for the Two Daves. Well worth reading BTW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Schoolboy stuff these ones, but a mate called Aidrian gets called Vic, because the start of his first name sounds like AIDS, which results in AIDS Victim, ergo Vic for short. Another was a boy that gets called Gary Calcium. His name wasn't even Gary. Schoolboy stuff again, but as the teacher was walking up and down the class during a lesson, someone next to him wrote 'GAY' on his jotter in big massive letters (immature as f*ck) so he wedged a big R in the middle so it looked more like GARY rather than GAY. He also had this mad bone disease from lacking the necessary nutrients, hence Calcium. Cruel as f*ck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Boy at school got called Rusty as he kept pishing the bed and his matress springs were obviously well corroded. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 On 05/01/2022 at 16:39, Barry Ferguson's Hat said: Playing football growing up, almost every team we played against had at least one guy (sometimes even 2 or 3) called 'Figo'. I sometimes wonder if this lasted into adult life for any of them. I knew of a guy called Figo who played football. Wonder why that name was so popular. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maicoman Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Whats the chances of this Brother has been abroad for the past month He has just arrived home and was waiting in the chinese for his carryout to get made when i walked in On his phone laughing about some NZ comedian doing a sketch about nicknames The funniest one was "I used to know a guy called Keth who had recently lost a EYE Took me a while to find out his real name was Keith" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkay said: Boy at school got called Rusty as he kept pishing the bed and his matress springs were obviously well corroded. That must've been unpleasant for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Used to work with the son of the boss. Lazy b*****d, got called Broken Arrow as he didn't work but couldn't be fired.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 In a previous workplace, there were two guys called Dave and were imaginatively known as big Dave and wee Dave. Then a third Dave started who was smaller than both Daves and was named microdave. Oh aye, that was me.So now we know you're a tiny man. We know Bairnardo is also a tiny man. But who's the true Pie and Bovril Tiny Man? There's only one way to find out:- 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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