Audaces Fortuna Juvat Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Wee guy at school had the surname Crawley and was known throughout school as Creepy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flood Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 In a previous job, a guy in london was working in the boot of his company car at the side of the road. Someone jumped in and stole it. He was known as Carlos after that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedub-MFC Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 A guy I went to school with was known as the warrior princess due to a tv show that was on at the time and him having chronic exzema. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Thrush and Manbat are probably my two favourites! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmitch Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 (edited) I used to work with a guy his surname was Breen. He decided one day when in a great hurry to reverse his car into mine at a high rate of knots. He was henceforth known as "Breenger." Knew a cop who referred to his sergeant as "mushroom" as the constables he was responsible for, kept him in the dark and fed him shite. Edited November 1, 2013 by madmitch 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CY2508 Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Played in the same team as a guy who called himself " the Patna Propellor" as he had a large **** 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 A bit of banter here....... "Two Soups"......real name Cambell Baxter. http://joebangles.blog.co.uk/2007/11/09/nicknames_glasgow_humour~3271139/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horsedosh Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 Knew a guy called 'Size 10' cos his feet were size 10. Top nickname - why him and not anyone else with size 10s? Who knows, who cares. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 From this day forward, FrankinsteinJambo shall be known as 'Mustard'. http://www.pieandbovril.com/forum/index.php/topic/207170-hearts-legends-v-hibs-legends/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Vojáček Posted November 1, 2013 Author Share Posted November 1, 2013 Women that I knew had huge eyes and always wore her hair pulled really far back. She was known behind her back by everybody as Gollum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confidemus Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 A friend of a friend has REALLY tight curly wiry hair. He is known to all as "Pubes". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 There was a guy at our school with the nickname: shitehawk He wasn't too keen on it though! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameisearl Posted November 1, 2013 Share Posted November 1, 2013 A lassie who worked in Aulds in Paisley who suffered from alopecia was nicknamed Auldie Baldie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 We had a teacher called Mr Coxhead. It gave us great pleasure to call him by his actual name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Years ago there was a wee train driver(retired now) who had unbelievable bad luck in that he'd had a couple of "one unders", suicides. He got labeled Jimmy the Jinx. Well, after Jimmy the Jinx's fourth suicide his nickname got changed to "The Terminator". The funny thing is, his name wizny even Jimmy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Played in the same team as a guy who called himself " the Patna Propellor" as he had a large ****It widnae be Hoots wid it?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 My mate tagged me Sophie after the dancing one night because he thought I was murder on the dancefloor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 There's a woman at my work who has long blonde hair and from behind looks amazing but her face is pretty old, haggard and ugly, so she gets called Kronenbourg. She looks 16 from the back, 64 from the front Also known as a bobfoc. Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch.Similar looking lassie at my local was called the Golden Deceiver. Bit cruel but funny at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Guy who knows better than everyone else about everything - Google. Ex-cop friend's old boss - Signal, the tube with the stripes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fony Titz Posted November 2, 2013 Share Posted November 2, 2013 Went to school with a girl we called Bunson Burner cause it rhymed with her name. Also a guy called spamhero on account of his big slaphead, we shortened it to spammy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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