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Granted, but how do you go through the day without touching your clothes even just with your hands? Then, if he touches himself (not in that way) does he turn to skittles?

Aagh the turmoil.

I don't know why but it irritates me every time I see it. Thankfully with sky plus I don't have to watch many ads.

If he can't touch anything.

What the f**k is he employed to do?

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That andrex advert

"As clean as Gold pants.....aaaaaaaaah"

What the f**k?

Kid hasn't had nearly enough wedgies IMO.

Also, why would you ask weans about having a clean arse? They don't even bother wiping half the time :angry:

And how the hell is Andrex supposed to get your arse cleaner than any other toilet roll? Does the puppy come round to lick your ring?

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If he can't touch anything.

What the f**k is he employed to do?

I always got the impression that Skittles man had just woken up that morning with his newfound talent/curse.

Seemed pretty miserable about it, but I'm guessing he perked up when the offer came in for a transfer to the Skittles manufacturing plant.

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On homes under the hammer everyday Martin has to visit some ex-drug den in Middlesbrough or a some piss-stained studio flat in another miserable arsehole of the UK.

Lucy visits a 4 bed Georgian terrace in London. Always in London.

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Ok, it's countdown to the wildly popular contest of the week, Guess the Murderer in Death in Paradise, 9pm BBC1. You'll have to be quick on the post trigger to get close to my 11 minutes record of last week! Nobody else got close. In case I decide to watch that new show on Sky Atlantic, I'm going for the first black guy who doesn't work for the police. Good luck!

P.S. All entrants are obliged to give a greenie to the winner.

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The red head in the cowboy hat.

P.S. Just in case of a disputed result, I mean the youngish ginger who was dancing at the party, not the old fat ginger. Carry on.

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Ok, it's countdown to the wildly popular contest of the week, Guess the Murderer in Death in Paradise, 9pm BBC1. You'll have to be quick on the post trigger to get close to my 11 minutes record of last week! Nobody else got close. In case I decide to watch that new show on Sky Atlantic, I'm going for the first black guy who doesn't work for the police. Good luck!

P.S. All entrants are obliged to give a greenie to the winner.

Give us a few hours advance warning for next week and I'll join in - love a murder mystery!

I'm assuming this show isn't a Columbo-style thing and I'm not being severely whooshed.

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