~~~ Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 Granted, but how do you go through the day without touching your clothes even just with your hands? Then, if he touches himself (not in that way) does he turn to skittles? Aagh the turmoil. I don't know why but it irritates me every time I see it. Thankfully with sky plus I don't have to watch many ads. If he can't touch anything. What the f**k is he employed to do? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 When hiding behind a chair or a couch is good enough to stop bullets 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted January 25, 2015 Share Posted January 25, 2015 That andrex advert "As clean as Gold pants.....aaaaaaaaah" What the f**k? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 That andrex advert "As clean as Gold pants.....aaaaaaaaah" What the f**k? Tell that to the Jimmy Saville fan club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 That andrex advert "As clean as Gold pants.....aaaaaaaaah" What the f**k? Kid hasn't had nearly enough wedgies IMO. Also, why would you ask weans about having a clean arse? They don't even bother wiping half the time And how the hell is Andrex supposed to get your arse cleaner than any other toilet roll? Does the puppy come round to lick your ring? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 If he can't touch anything. What the f**k is he employed to do? I always got the impression that Skittles man had just woken up that morning with his newfound talent/curse. Seemed pretty miserable about it, but I'm guessing he perked up when the offer came in for a transfer to the Skittles manufacturing plant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddly optomistic Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Lance Armstrong on tv havering about how tough he's had it since he admitted cheating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Lance Armstrong on tv havering about how tough he's had it since he admitted cheating. Utter psychopath. Disgusting that he still gets any attention at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 On homes under the hammer everyday Martin has to visit some ex-drug den in Middlesbrough or a some piss-stained studio flat in another miserable arsehole of the UK. Lucy visits a 4 bed Georgian terrace in London. Always in London. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Sure You Can! F**k right off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted January 28, 2015 Share Posted January 28, 2015 Watching 'Count Arthur Strong' for the first time. What is this pish and has Graham Linehan had a lobotomy to write it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 The patronising STV adverts about eating healthy food. Ma weans pure didnae notice the deep fried broccoli in amongst the chips! A mur a gid maw so a mur. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebbes20silkcut Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Delightful thing on tv the rather delicious Gillian Smart presenting the weather on reporting Scotland, she looks lime she'd be a dirty little minx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 29, 2015 Author Share Posted January 29, 2015 (edited) Ok, it's countdown to the wildly popular contest of the week, Guess the Murderer in Death in Paradise, 9pm BBC1. You'll have to be quick on the post trigger to get close to my 11 minutes record of last week! Nobody else got close. In case I decide to watch that new show on Sky Atlantic, I'm going for the first black guy who doesn't work for the police. Good luck! P.S. All entrants are obliged to give a greenie to the winner. Edited January 29, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 29, 2015 Author Share Posted January 29, 2015 Fk Fortitude, bunged it on record. Getting a bit tense now in the build up, and withdraw my prediction (only allowed before kick off). Only 5 minutes to go! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 29, 2015 Author Share Posted January 29, 2015 (edited) The red head in the cowboy hat. P.S. Just in case of a disputed result, I mean the youngish ginger who was dancing at the party, not the old fat ginger. Carry on. Edited January 29, 2015 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Watching 'Count Arthur Strong' for the first time. What is this pish and has Graham Linehan had a lobotomy to write it? Hang on, surely not Graham Linehan of Father Ted and Big Train? Jesus. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Hang on, surely not Graham Linehan of Father Ted and Big Train? Jesus. Aye, I couldn't believe it when I saw the credits. It was dreadful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djchapsticks Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 The trailer for it was enough for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 29, 2015 Share Posted January 29, 2015 Ok, it's countdown to the wildly popular contest of the week, Guess the Murderer in Death in Paradise, 9pm BBC1. You'll have to be quick on the post trigger to get close to my 11 minutes record of last week! Nobody else got close. In case I decide to watch that new show on Sky Atlantic, I'm going for the first black guy who doesn't work for the police. Good luck! P.S. All entrants are obliged to give a greenie to the winner. Give us a few hours advance warning for next week and I'll join in - love a murder mystery! I'm assuming this show isn't a Columbo-style thing and I'm not being severely whooshed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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