Hedgecutter Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 (edited) My frequent charismatic visitor has started posing for photos again, this time in front of the garden cam'. He's not getting to force his way into the house again though seeing as it takes an age to punt him back out the bloody door. Edited December 31, 2021 by Hedgecutter 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 18 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: My frequent charismatic visitor has started posing for photos again, this time in front of the garden cam'. He's not getting to force his way into the house again though seeing as it takes an age to punt him back out the bloody door. Don't let it cross the threshold, a black cat brings sorcery and witchcraft to your home. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 3 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Don't let it cross the threshold, a black cat brings sorcery and witchcraft to your home. Thank you. I thought it would be those black and white cuntos you have to beware of.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Wee shite sleeping beside me on the couch, the quietest he's been all day. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 On 17/12/2021 at 01:54, Alert Mongoose said: Fame has come early to the wee man. Not entirely sure how I feel about this type of thing. I know they mean well but he is in the hedge in his own garden! Still enjoys a box though. Out cats never had collars as they were dangerous if they got snagged. If it's microchipped it shouldn't need one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 9 hours ago, RH33 said: Out cats never had collars as they were dangerous if they got snagged. If it's microchipped it shouldn't need one. There's a quick release clasp/elastic on cats collars now. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 5 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: There's a quick release clasp/elastic on cats collars now. Thank you. As the cat worked out Come here and get yer new flea collar fitted. There, it looks good and is quite loose so you'll no strangle yourself. A couple of hours later... Och, there's your new flea collar on the floor, ya wee bugger.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Yeah don’t think I’ve ever had a cat keep one of those collars on more than a couple of days. They always find a way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 What you looking at? 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 Not even got the decency to move to the edge of the couch and leave some room. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Yes, very comfortable in cunto's bedchamber. Thank you. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 2 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Yes, very comfortable in cunto's bedchamber. Thank you. Has he just moved into your house?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 7 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: Has he just moved into your house?! Biggie is lodging in their hoose. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 6 minutes ago, Alert Mongoose said: Has he just moved into your house?! Basically, owner just fucks off. He's not got getting back on the bed though, turned nasty when he was awakened, then there was a 'square go' with the pair of them, right dilemma/pain in the arse. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 (edited) I'm cat sitting again but unlike the rest of my clients this one f*"kin hates me to be fair when I went to collect the keys the owner told me "she has an evil streak" Edited January 13, 2022 by stevieKTID 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted January 13, 2022 Share Posted January 13, 2022 It's a hard life when you are out all night. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alert Mongoose Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 Tail swishing seethe. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 Interesting interaction ongoing between my lad and, it would appear.... Smudger. It all seemed to start of cordially. But then some sort of bizarre face of has ensured across the trampoline enclosure with each psrty taking turns to lose interest and leave, before returning and acting all hard. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 14, 2022 Share Posted January 14, 2022 "Dont you fucking post that on P&B you c**t" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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