NotThePars Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 24 minutes ago, Ross. said: Depends. If she’s the “Watch then join in type” then definitely. If she’s the “Watch, then make you a wee cuppa after and talk about Emmerdale with the other girl” then just fucking run. Do tell Ross there's definitely a story here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted July 1, 2021 Share Posted July 1, 2021 13 minutes ago, NotThePars said: Do tell Ross there's definitely a story here Sadly no experience of the former, but went out with one who would definitely have fitted the second description. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 One of my mates had a mate who ended up n a 3 ball and the two burds left him to be lesbians. gutter 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 One of my mates had a mate who ended up n a 3 ball and the two burds left him to be lesbians. gutterI've heard of that a few times but never heard of either of the birds leaving for the guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 See ye get the sexist "she just needs a good dickin'" type views. Turns out they just want a good lickin'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 1 hour ago, Busta Nut said: One of my mates had a mate who ended up n a 3 ball and the two burds left him to be lesbians. gutter There was a guy i was friendly with in high school, dated three girls, all of them dumped him and entered relationships with other women. Two of them with each other (well the first one for a different girl and then when he went with the second one she had an affair with the first one). He’s now a confirmed tory so good enough for him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 On 01/07/2021 at 18:16, RH33 said: We'll keep her and get on the swinging scene! Speaking of which, one of my "mates" has recommended fabswingers. Anyone any experience of using that site? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 Speaking of which, one of my "mates" has recommended fabswingers. Anyone any experience of using that site?If you want someone to shag your missus, Mr. Alli will probs do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 16 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Speaking of which, one of my "mates" has recommended fabswingers. Anyone any experience of using that site? I couldn't possibly comment on such issues. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 42 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: Speaking of which, one of my "mates" has recommended fabswingers. Anyone any experience of using that site? The clinic on Chalmers Street can give you injections. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 14 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: The clinic on Chalmers Street can give you injections. Next time I'm out Dunfermline way I'll keep that in mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 (edited) On 01/07/2021 at 18:57, Ross. said: Sadly no experience of the former, but went out with one who would definitely have fitted the second description. Is that the one whos flatmate I had the unfortunate experience of meeting? Edited July 6, 2021 by Inanimate Carbon Rod 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 6 hours ago, Empty It said: If you want someone to shag your missus, Mr. Alli will probs do it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 One of my mates had a mate who ended up n a 3 ball and the two burds left him to be lesbians. gutterI was seeing a quine for a while last year and she slept with one of her female colleagues one weekend. Never managed to wangle myself an invite unfortunately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 On 26/06/2021 at 12:33, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Sometimes peoples pics on the internet dont always relate to reality Wait, you mean I’m not Eddie Skoda (copyright Mrs M)? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 7 hours ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Is that the one whos flatmate I had the unfortunate experience of meeting? No, but I started seeing that one around the same time I ended it with the other. She came round to my flat to pick up some stuff and asked if I was seeing anyone else and if that was the reason I had broken up with her. I was honest and said it was nothing to do with why we had split up but that yes, I was seeing other people(plural at that point). Her answer was something along the lines of “That’s nice, maybe we could all go for lunch sometime?” and she meant that earnestly and completely without malice, and that attitude was precisely the reason I dumped her. Genuinely felt that she could have walked in on my shagging someone else and have put the kettle on them came in and folded everyone’s clothes, and hoovered up around us. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 22 minutes ago, Ross. said: No, but I started seeing that one around the same time I ended it with the other. She came round to my flat to pick up some stuff and asked if I was seeing anyone else and if that was the reason I had broken up with her. I was honest and said it was nothing to do with why we had split up but that yes, I was seeing other people(plural at that point). Her answer was something along the lines of “That’s nice, maybe we could all go for lunch sometime?” and she meant that earnestly and completely without malice, and that attitude was precisely the reason I dumped her. Genuinely felt that she could have walked in on my shagging someone else and have put the kettle on them came in and folded everyone’s clothes, and hoovered up around us. Hahahahha howling at the ‘folded everyone’s clothes’ bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Ross. said: No, but I started seeing that one around the same time I ended it with the other. She came round to my flat to pick up some stuff and asked if I was seeing anyone else and if that was the reason I had broken up with her. I was honest and said it was nothing to do with why we had split up but that yes, I was seeing other people(plural at that point). Her answer was something along the lines of “That’s nice, maybe we could all go for lunch sometime?” and she meant that earnestly and completely without malice, and that attitude was precisely the reason I dumped her. Genuinely felt that she could have walked in on my shagging someone else and have put the kettle on them came in and folded everyone’s clothes, and hoovered up around us. I see your point. I think we all prefer the stabby, hit you with the iron, turn up in the garden in the middle of the night type. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I see your point. I think we all prefer the stabby, hit you with the iron, turn up in the garden in the middle of the night type. Aye i mean you can look at it that way, but the sex is often far better? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 4 hours ago, Ross. said: No, but I started seeing that one around the same time I ended it with the other. She came round to my flat to pick up some stuff and asked if I was seeing anyone else and if that was the reason I had broken up with her. I was honest and said it was nothing to do with why we had split up but that yes, I was seeing other people(plural at that point). Her answer was something along the lines of “That’s nice, maybe we could all go for lunch sometime?” and she meant that earnestly and completely without malice, and that attitude was precisely the reason I dumped her. Genuinely felt that she could have walked in on my shagging someone else and have put the kettle on them came in and folded everyone’s clothes, and hoovered up around us. Can you send me her details. I’m far to old for shagging but would would appreciate the tea, folded clothes and hoovering. 16 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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