Tight minge Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Better still, follow the model used in most Asian countries - next to no purification of tap water, charge a fortune for it anyway and then sell bottled water for cooking/drinking. Gotta make a buck somewhere...or everywhere. To be honest, so used to that now, it really seems preferable. Getting the 4 gallon water bottles delivered wasn't massively expensive and once you found a decent supplier/purifier all good. The only lingering doubt is the authenticity of the government permits at some of the purifiers. I'm sure there are more than a few supplying sub standard water. A good (small) business to be into there, that, gas supply and wholesale of drinks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 I turned on my laptop last night and Windows started to automatically update, I didn't press any buttons or request this. I took about 30 mins as the % indicator lurched up to 100% and the "update complete" message appeared. Thank-f**k for that I thought but then File and Settings Configuration started and that took even longer, another 45 minutes at least before it got to 100% and I could actually use my PC. I know my broadband speed is slow but that's ridiculous. There's too much porno clogging up all the gigawatts and what not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 There's too much porno clogging up all the gigawatts and what not. Many a true word, etc, P45, I was worried I would not log on in time before the benefits of the Viagra wore off. I do tend to "go incognito" or clear browsing history to try and avoid clogging up t'internet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 8, 2016 Share Posted April 8, 2016 Stuck £2 in the office sweepstake for the Grand National tomorrow. Imagine my delight to see it was the 2014 winner Pineau de Re. Imagine my disappointment to hear that he's not even running tomorrow, he's sixth on the waiting list. Oh well, enjoy my £2 new work colleagues. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Had to buy a travel adaptor for going to furrenlandshire. I hope you can drink the water, buy double egg n chips and the straw donkeys are not prohibitively expensive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Had to buy a travel adaptor for going to furrenlandshire. I hope you can drink the water, buy double egg n chips and the straw donkeys are not prohibitively expensive. They might also have a Nandos if you are in luck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 9, 2016 Author Share Posted April 9, 2016 Had to buy a travel adaptor for going to furrenlandshire. I hope you can drink the water, buy double egg n chips and the straw donkeys are not prohibitively expensive. Remember: Speak LOUDLY and very slowly and Johnny Foreigncunt will understand you. If he does not, repeat louder and slower. Possibly add "o" to the end of things. If all else fails wave your passport in his face and remind him who won the fucking war.* *this may be less effective with folk who were on our side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 9, 2016 Share Posted April 9, 2016 Remember: Speak LOUDLY and very slowly and Johnny Foreigncunt will understand you. If he does not, repeat louder and slower. Possibly add "o" to the end of things. If all else fails wave your passport in his face and remind him who won the fucking war.* *this may be less effective with folk who were on our side. You forgot "Don't worry what his real name is, just call him by the most stereotypical one you can think of" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 (edited) They might also have a Nandos if you are in luck. I cannot wait to overpay for generic chicken. If the exchange rate works for me then I shall only pay double what it may be worth rather than the three times we pay here. Excelsior! Remember: Speak LOUDLY and very slowly and Johnny Foreigncunt will understand you. If he does not, repeat louder and slower. Possibly add "o" to the end of things. If all else fails wave your passport in his face and remind him who won the fucking war.* *this may be less effective with folk who were on our side. Oi! PEDRO! DOUBLE EGGO AND CHIPSIO! *He aint listenin', the dago c**t!* Edit: I should add that I will endeavour at all times to wear my Union Jack swimshorts in order to remind more liberal and advanced cultures who used to have a fucking empire eighty years ago, you backward foreign arsehole!!!!! Edited April 10, 2016 by Monster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 My two older kids (4 and 6) have iPad Minis. Should I get my 2 year old one too? Are iPads the new HD Flatscreen TVs where every member of the household should have one? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 My two older kids (4 and 6) have iPad Minis. Should I get my 2 year old one too? Are iPads the new HD Flatscreen TVs where every member of the household should have one? There should be an iPad Nano soon you can shove in the womb. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 I'm slightly hungover and have a Thai lady boy coming to my apartment in half an hour to give me a massage.Ftfy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 To be honest, this could be true. I've no idea until I try to get an up skirt swatch to see if there's any tuckage. It's times like this I miss sjc. Just remember, a mooth is a mooth. Let's hope this story has a happy ending. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted April 10, 2016 Share Posted April 10, 2016 Remember: Speak LOUDLY and very slowly and Johnny Foreigncunt will understand you. If he does not, repeat louder and slower. When I went to Sharm El Sheikh I already knew some very basic, phrases and words, Arabic, due to my job at the time. However, to compensate my linguistic shortfalls I made a conscious effort to pronounce all words, in English, correctly, clearly and slightly louder than normal. By day 2 the majority of the staff thought I was corned beef and returned the favour. Fucking wankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 Had a bottle of wine last night and it was definitely off, I couldn't be bothered going to the shop so drank through the pain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted April 11, 2016 Share Posted April 11, 2016 ^^^^Jihadi Jakie. 50% correct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Update. No tuckage spotted, no Adam's apple spotted. No big hands. No happy ending though Didn't tip enough? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mik Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Didn't tip enough? Sounds like she wouldn't take the tip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Sounds like she wouldn't take the tip By "she" you mean Mozza yes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 15, 2016 Author Share Posted April 15, 2016 A case of wine has been incorrectly delivered (abandoned at the front door) to our house. The delivery address on it isn't even close to being our address. There's no contact number on the box to call and let them know they've delivered to the wrong place and I'll be absolutely fucked if i'm traipsing up to the right address to deliver it. At what point can I open it up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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