Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Treated myself to some top-of-the-range baked potatoes from Tesco yesterday. The label proclaimed them to be "Full of buttery flavour" ... I ignored this and put butter on them. And as nice as they were, they were actually TOO buttery. I'd rather be in * insert place of latest go-to war-torn shithole * 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 It's currently raining in the alpine ski resort of Mayrhofen, meaning my motivation to hit the slopes is at an all time low. Those Syrians living under a shower of bombs, don't realise how lucky they've got it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Got no more black bin bags left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 56 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Treated myself to some top-of-the-range baked potatoes from Tesco yesterday. The label proclaimed them to be "Full of buttery flavour" ... I ignored this and put butter on them. And as nice as they were, they were actually TOO buttery. I'd rather be in * insert place of latest go-to war-torn shithole * How do potatoes get buttery by theirselves? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 16 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: How do potatoes get buttery by theirselves? Not sure. Sounds like a bit of a dark art tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 25 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: How do potatoes get buttery by theirselves? "Theirselves"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 No c***s turned up for the English lesson I'm here (a chemical plant) to teach. I'm stuck here for a hour and a half! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 minute ago, sjc said: No c***s turned up for the English lesson I'm here (a chemical plant) to teach. I'm stuck here for a hour and a half! Sounds like a win to me, have a nap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 minute ago, sjc said: No c***s turned up for the English lesson I'm here (a chemical plant) to teach. I'm stuck here for a hour and a half! On the plus side there's a vending machine that sells beer here! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 What sort of chemical plant is it? Sounds exciting as f**k and you don't have anyone to look after so just enjoy yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, irvine_buddie said: Sounds like a win to me, have a nap. Under normal circumstances I would but it's the first lesson I've "taught" for this English school. Might not look good! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 9 minutes ago, sjc said: No c***s turned up for the English lesson I'm here (a chemical plant) to teach. I'm stuck here for a hour and a half! Sure you're in the right place? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irvine_buddie Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, sjc said: Under normal circumstances I would but it's the first lesson I've "taught" for this English school. Might not look good! Hope you live in Japan and haven't travelled over just for this lesson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Beer in vending machines? In a chemical plant? Well that can't possibly have an adverse outcome! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 It's OK, the buttons are in Japanese. Noone will ever be able to work out how to order one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 It's OK, the buttons are in Japanese. Noone will ever be able to work out how to order one. Apart from Japanese people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Oh, Throbber 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 6 minutes ago, throbber said: Apart from Japanese people. They have ones that even you could work out how to use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 50 minutes ago, sjc said: No c***s turned up for the English lesson I'm here (a chemical plant) to teach. I'm stuck here for a hour and a half! Give Mr Assad a call, heard he might be looking for some new stock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 1 hour ago, sjc said: a hour Maybe you should consider teaching a different subject? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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