itzdrk Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 i plan on fucking wrecking them all tbh. If they can find anything that works then they can feel free. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 What size is your cock though? He's a heartless b*****d with a drinking problem and, judging by his eyesight, a chronic masturbator. Yet his wife stays with him. Clearly hung like Holmes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blanco Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 My only objection is that my organs would be used to help someone like Chick Young or Amanda Holden. Amanda Holden can have my organ stuffed inside her anytime she likes. ???? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Amanda Holden can have my organ stuffed inside her anytime she likes. Good place to keep it on ice in case you need it back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 There's a national register these days; the card only tips the medics off early. Once you're dead, they'll check the register either way. Anyone who wants to donate (until the law's changed, obviously) really should sign up, as telling your next of kin doesn't work. Apparently it's very, very common for families to go against the deceased's wishes once they're dead. Understandable that people are upset and confused at such a horrible time, so it's not a decision that should be left to them IMO. When filling that out you have to put where you heard of the scheme/site. Apologies in advance if you get headhunted by the NHS Blood and Transplant service BigFatTabbyDave! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Been there, done that? Edit: fucking curly brackets Nearly http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=f**k+your+canoe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 I give blood but being an organ donor is a step too far for me, dunno why, just dinnae want to do it, bit like marriage. My choice motherfuckers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 What size is your cock though? I lost my hand in a powersaw accident and I got Jeremy Beadles old one as a transplant. Now my cock is massive...sometimes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 You have a strange idea of what happens in organ donation mate. How do you think they get the organs out? Through the arse? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Are folk worried that if they donated a kidney for example when they died that Jesus wouldn't love them in the magical fairy land they go to after they die? Do they think they'd be firing around heaven one kidney down? Laughable stuff. A girl in my school wouldn't tick the option to donate her eyes because she wanted to be able to see in heaven. She didn't seem to mind donating everything else, so apparently her plan when she gets to the big castle in the sky is to just be a pair of eyes, sitting there watching everything. Creepy bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 2, 2015 Share Posted June 2, 2015 Between Mordecai's headhunters and NewBornBairn's cannibal tribe, we're heading into unexpectedly grisly territory here 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted June 2, 2015 Author Share Posted June 2, 2015 How do you think they get the organs out? Through the arse? Well, it's not done after a couple of days and they don't pull their organs out through the face, which is what families see when they look at a dead relative. Very rarely will a bereaved love one ask to see the completely naked body of their departed. Unless the wife want's a last look at her husbands cock of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Septentrional Wasp Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I respect people's right to not donate their organs. I think it should become an opt out though, and anyone opting out should also have to sign to say that they don't wish to receive any organs either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 This thread has inspired me to take a trip to the butchers. Steak, kidney, and liver for dinner tonight. Yum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom McB Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I respect people's right to not donate their organs. I think it should become an opt out though, and anyone opting out should also have to sign to say that they don't wish to receive any organs either. Yep, the bottom line is that the selfish b*****ds who do not donate blood should not receive blood either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 I'm on the donor register, but I'm still a bit nervous of a doctor whipping them out before I'm properly dead because he's going on holiday or something. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 "I hope you make sure we're properly dead before you start, old rip beak!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 (edited) A girl in my school wouldn't tick the option to donate her eyes because she wanted to be able to see in heaven. She didn't seem to mind donating everything else, so apparently her plan when she gets to the big castle in the sky is to just be a pair of eyes, sitting there watching everything. Creepy bitch. Funnily enough I did the exact same. Ticked everything apart from my eyes. Not for some religious reason, but I just find that having no eyes is creepy as f**k, dead or not. Edited June 3, 2015 by Sooky 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Yep, the bottom line is that the selfish b*****ds who do not donate blood should not receive blood either. Well legally I can't donate blood. That's me screwed then! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Maggots are just going to eat your eyes anyway. Might as well give them to some poor bairn who can't see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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