Brother Blades Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Nah this was a skanky slag from Lossie. Not a skanky weegie.FTFY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Yes. In a Nissan Micro no less 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 No but I one fingered a girl on a bus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 4 hours ago, Shandon Par said: throbber has had sex with a car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Todd_is_God said: Yes. In a Nissan Micro no less I'll see you and 'raise' you the back of a Citroen AX. Although I don't really want to see. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Just now, carpetmonster said: I'll see you and 'raise' you the back of a Citroen AX. Although I don't really want to see. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said: Aye go on then, I'll meet you in the car park at the Strathy Hilton. Nothing smaller than a Focus or equivalent tho. And if there's any Arnold Clark Car Hire employees here, that fucking Hyundai shitcan was not fucking equivalent. Edited March 27, 2020 by carpetmonster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 No idea why this thread has been bumped from 5 years ago, but I just thought I’d reply to say it was my most recent ex and I’s “thing” to have sex outdoors. We had about 50 places on our list and about 10 different places in a car 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, Thereisalight.. said: No idea why this thread has been bumped from 5 years ago, but I just thought I’d reply to say it was my most recent ex and I’s “thing” to have sex outdoors. We had about 50 places on our list and about 10 different places in a car 10 different locations in the car, or ten different sections of the car? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Yes I have, in a Clio in 2005. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Genuine Hibs Fan said: 10 different locations in the car, or ten different sections of the car? If you see one of these on Autotrader. don't buy it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 I havnt . Asked wife if we could. Said no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 After I used the wrong bank in town and wiped out my bank account but lifted Euros, pished. Phoned some hefty dame to give is a lift up the road and used penis as gratitude/payment. My hamstring was sore for about a week after it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thereisalight.. Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Genuine Hibs Fan said: 10 different locations in the car, or ten different sections of the car? 10 different locations whilst in the car...mercifully 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Thereisalight.. said: No idea why this thread has been bumped from 5 years ago, I can't be 100% certain but I think the poster @karakurt may have created his account solely to attempt to get you to part with your money in exchange for erection pills. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: I can't be 100% certain but I think the poster @karakurt may have created his account solely to attempt to get you to part with your money in exchange for erection pills. They'd be better off selling memory pills in my case 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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