Kejan Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 (edited) Is this a new one? I've never seen it before,but a belter. Edited January 24, 2019 by Kejan 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted January 24, 2019 Share Posted January 24, 2019 8 minutes ago, Kejan said: Is this a new one? I've never seen it before,but a better. I've already started rattling the tins over here tbf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 6 hours ago, edinabear said: Indyref 2 died today. Sturgeon will get brought down by these charges against Salmond. It's the end of the SNP 5 hours ago, MixuFixit said: I can imagine Sturgeon will get a rough ride 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Pack Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Jimmy Krankie Knew 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Is this a new one? I've never seen it before,but a belter. [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Rubin Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Alex Cole-Hamilton has penned this shite for burns night he Mither o’ the Nation Come offer fealty tae Queen Nic The Mither of the Nation She’ll keep them marching tae the prize In hot anticipation She’ll march them up to hill tae see And then she’ll march them down Prof Curtice he was on TV Wi Polls tae mhak her frown Don’t criticise the give-aways On which her reign depends A half-finished bridge wi long delays And a box for all the new bairns She governs us by retail And negligent omission But don’t ask for ony detail Of her revealing growth commission Her schools are slippin doon the ranks Her trains are fu’ to busting Her separatism scares the banks Her back bench is learning Russian Just wan more heave she tells her troops We’ll see the promised land But her party is forming groups Beyond the reach of her command A civil war has opened wide And split apart the ranks MacAskill, Marwick on wan side Queen Nic’s in need of tanks We ony luck it’ll end in tears With indy shown the door And a Union that’s stood 300 years Will stand 300 more. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Alex Cole-Hamilton has penned this shite for burns night he Mither o’ the Nation Come offer fealty tae Queen Nic The Mither of the Nation She’ll keep them marching tae the prize In hot anticipation She’ll march them up to hill tae see And then she’ll march them down Prof Curtice he was on TV Wi Polls tae mhak her frown Don’t criticise the give-aways On which her reign depends A half-finished bridge wi long delays And a box for all the new bairns She governs us by retail And negligent omission But don’t ask for ony detail Of her revealing growth commission Her schools are slippin doon the ranks Her trains are fu’ to busting Her separatism scares the banks Her back bench is learning Russian Just wan more heave she tells her troops We’ll see the promised land But her party is forming groups Beyond the reach of her command A civil war has opened wide And split apart the ranks MacAskill, Marwick on wan side Queen Nic’s in need of tanks We ony luck it’ll end in tears With indy shown the door And a Union that’s stood 300 years Will stand 300 more.Delete this utter fucking pish. [emoji23] Need to hit the whisky to wipe it from my memory. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Alex Cole-Hamilton has penned this shite for burns night he Mither o’ the Nation Come offer fealty tae Queen Nic The Mither of the Nation She’ll keep them marching tae the prize In hot anticipation She’ll march them up to hill tae see And then she’ll march them down Prof Curtice he was on TV Wi Polls tae mhak her frown Don’t criticise the give-aways On which her reign depends A half-finished bridge wi long delays And a box for all the new bairns She governs us by retail And negligent omission But don’t ask for ony detail Of her revealing growth commission Her schools are slippin doon the ranks Her trains are fu’ to busting Her separatism scares the banks Her back bench is learning Russian Just wan more heave she tells her troops We’ll see the promised land But her party is forming groups Beyond the reach of her command A civil war has opened wide And split apart the ranks MacAskill, Marwick on wan side Queen Nic’s in need of tanks We ony luck it’ll end in tears With indy shown the door And a Union that’s stood 300 years Will stand 300 more.Pretendie Scots thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wee-Bey Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Is there not a poster on here who gave a pro indy speech at a Lib Dem conference which had that cretin Cole Hamilton absolutely seething? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Is there not a poster on here who gave a pro indy speech at a Lib Dem conference which had that cretin Cole Hamilton absolutely seething?Aye. Possibly@ThisGraeme? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 (edited) Not @Ad Lib? Edited January 25, 2019 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Just picked this link up on the Brexit thread : https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jan/25/second-referendum-destroy-public-trust-politics-labour-brexit-vote A 2nd Indyref will enhance and strengthen public trust in politics in Scotland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Rubin Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 8 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Not @Ad Lib? Nope wasn't. Dude was great ACH was wrigging in the front row. Sure he was a Motherwell fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 (edited) 14 hours ago, welshbairn said: Not @Ad Lib? Chris somethingorother In my now independent and impartial opinion it was very funny. In my previous capacity of “70% of the reason I left the Scottish Lib Dems was because of how much of a c**t ACH was about six months earlier” it was fucking brilliant. Edited January 26, 2019 by Ad Lib 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sophia Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 On 13/03/2017 at 09:08, Crùbag said: A young Lib Dem rocking the boat at their conference. Good on him. Hahaha 1 min 20 sec 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 48 minutes ago, sophia said: Hahaha 1 min 20 sec Lolzers 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antlion Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 2 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Why are Libdems unionists in the main? It seems to uncharacteristic for them to get off the fence on a subject. In England? They really really really love owning Northern Ireland. In Scotland? They’re told by their bosses in England to really really really love owning Northern Ireland. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 3 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Why are Libdems unionists in the main? It seems to uncharacteristic for them to get off the fence on a subject. They used to be big on devolution but competing with the SNP for seats has turned them to the dark side, mistakenly in my view. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 I think their ultimate goal was federalism but they’re utterly irrelevant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, NotThePars said: I think their ultimate goal was federalism but they’re utterly irrelevant. Fedupperalism is probably what they meant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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