Boghead ranter Posted November 9, 2022 Share Posted November 9, 2022 Talking of farmers, Morrisons have created a character for their xmas adverts called Farmer Christmas. When you see it, you'll see why I'm doing early predictions of Pish Adverts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 This c**t 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 17, 2022 Share Posted November 17, 2022 18 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: This c**t Nice nice nice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 18, 2022 Share Posted November 18, 2022 15 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: This c**t Is that Jedward's mum? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 The KFC delivery one that says, "Nobody wants to see you eating KFC in your pants." Surely that depends on the person concerned? Fern Brady - wouldn't mind. Johnny Vegas - not so much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 "Fridge full of nothing?" Obviously not if you can can rustle up a tortilla full of fried peppers. Vegan mayo though... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 I love my phone I would never switch to Samsung. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 4, 2022 Share Posted December 4, 2022 Some cremation sales pitch. Ding dong, 'there's the door, get the drinks' 'Let me get their coats first you crazy bitch' Is what he should have said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 (edited) There was a programme on BBC Scotland the other night that showed all kinds of old-time Scottish adverts. Some real eye-openers, including one for Vesta curry in which Stanley Baxter played all the parts, one of which he was blacked up as an Indian chef. Shereen Nanjiani, one of the talking heads commenting on what they were seeing Gogglebox-style, just about had a fit. Edited December 5, 2022 by GordonD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 Talentless gobby brummie b*****d 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, Bert Raccoon said: Talentless gobby brummie b*****d Was that a cabinet meeting during lockdown? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirkieRR Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 That one for Vick SInex presented as a courtroom metaphor. A really rubbish premise, not helped by the ad being badly dubbed from some forn language. They've come a long way from 'Course you can, Malcolm...' and not in a good way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 4 hours ago, KirkieRR said: That one for Vick SInex presented as a courtroom metaphor. A really rubbish premise, not helped by the ad being badly dubbed from some forn language. And the judge using a gavel, which they don't do in English courts. Virtually every film and TV show gets that wrong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 There's an advert that I've seen multiple times either on YouTube or STV when the football's on, can't remember which. It features Breaking the Law by Judas Priest, which is great as I hadn't heard that song in years so I've been wandering around muttering the lyrics to myself. It's an awful advert because I don't have a fucking clue what it's for, despite seeing it probably a couple of dozen times by now. If it's an advert for a Judas Priest tour/Greatest Hits album, ignore this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 4 hours ago, BFTD said: There's an advert that I've seen multiple times either on YouTube or STV when the football's on, can't remember which. It features Breaking the Law by Judas Priest, which is great as I hadn't heard that song in years so I've been wandering around muttering the lyrics to myself. It's an awful advert because I don't have a fucking clue what it's for, despite seeing it probably a couple of dozen times by now. If it's an advert for a Judas Priest tour/Greatest Hits album, ignore this. It's KFC delivery 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 5 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: It's KFC delivery Well, naturally. Presumably they're breaking the law by...undercooking their food? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KirkieRR Posted December 7, 2022 Share Posted December 7, 2022 1 hour ago, BFTD said: Well, naturally. Presumably they're breaking the law by...undercooking their food? Or injecting it with an illegal quantity of molten fat? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 8, 2022 Share Posted December 8, 2022 The 'whoop whoop' one for Celebrations. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 10, 2022 Share Posted December 10, 2022 On 08/12/2022 at 09:55, GordonD said: The 'whoop whoop' one for Celebrations. So successful that it's been running for several Christmases now. What is wrong with people. Vaguely related - food porn is for sick b*****ds. Witness Lidl's attempt to reel in the M&S pervert brigade. Those gooey noises genuinely give me the boak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 13, 2022 Share Posted December 13, 2022 Verisure. Because when I go to my mate's house all we talk about is his burglar alarm. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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