Pocketman Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 at every Sky News break: "Never heard of us? Christoper Ward. Do your research." Feck off. I am a busy man.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 2 hours ago, KingRocketman II said: at every Sky News break: "Never heard of us? Christoper Ward. Do your research." Feck off. I am a busy man.... On a similar note, "Les Mills is worth knowing (but we're not going to tell you anything about what we do other than a series of vague brags)". Unsurprisingly, they turned out to be some kind of fitness company, which have joined the list of "we don't really want you, so you'd better impress us if you want to join our club" organisations, along with the Royal Marine Commandos, Judaism, and Project Mayhem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocketman Posted November 27, 2023 Share Posted November 27, 2023 29 minutes ago, BFTD said: On a similar note, "Les Mills is worth knowing (but we're not going to tell you anything about what we do other than a series of vague brags)". Unsurprisingly, they turned out to be some kind of fitness company, which have joined the list of "we don't really want you, so you'd better impress us if you want to join our club" organisations, along with the Royal Marine Commandos, Judaism, and Project Mayhem. is that Les is in short for Leslie or the French "the"? Whenever it is someone's name, l always like to think it is that person doin the voice over, talking about themselves in the third person: "If it matters to you, it matters to Digby Brown", says Digby Brown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 29, 2023 Share Posted November 29, 2023 (edited) That 'the airline lost my baked beans' advert. Never mind the packing of the beans bit, who the f*** packs their holiday bags a full week in advance??? Proper OFTW behaviour. Edited November 29, 2023 by Hedgecutter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 30, 2023 Share Posted November 30, 2023 Advert for a collectors' set of the new King Charles coins. "From one pence to two pounds." That's one penny, you fuckwit. "Pence" is plural. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted December 6, 2023 Share Posted December 6, 2023 So he was Mike Penny? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 The Etsy "Mission Impossible" apron advert. The Currys beard advert...what drugs were the agency taking? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 The Celebrations Whoop Whoop advert. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 45 minutes ago, Soapy FFC said: The Celebrations Whoop Whoop advert. They've been running it for five years or so; I guess it must be popular. Just let that sink in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soapy FFC Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 Just now, BFTD said: They've been running it for five years or so; I guess it must be popular. Just let that sink in. It does my head in. I just hate it with a passion. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 Advert for Waterpik flosser. 'A toothbrush can't go everywhere' Challenge accepted. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 Just now, Zen Archer (Raconteur) said: Advert for Waterpik flosser. 'A toothbrush can't go everywhere' Challenge accepted. Not seen the advert myself, but my mother has and apparently I'm getting one for Christmas. Obviously I'm well into the "shit you don't want" phase, which no doubt I'll miss when everyone older than me is dead and I've arrived at the "you're getting hee-haw" stage. Anyway, have fun sounding your urethra with your toothbrush. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted December 10, 2023 Share Posted December 10, 2023 No matter how many times I see and hear it, the O2 iPhone 15 advert will briefly make me think that my alarm is going off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 I used to hate the advert for straightening your teeth at home without resorting to a dentist. Fortunately it would appear we've seen the last of them. Smile Direct Club dentistry aligners firm shuts down - BBC News 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 This fucking shite Hilarious, but also operated by Falun Gong, who are anything but funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 (edited) "The Scotto". Somehow a lottery that seems even more tinpot that the Postcode Lottery and Children's Lottery. The list of dailly winners shows the big bucks they are dishing out. https://www.thescotto.com/results/ Edited December 20, 2023 by Sherrif John Bunnell 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 13 hours ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said: "The Scotto". Somehow a lottery that seems even more tinpot that the Postcode Lottery and Children's Lottery. The list of dailly winners shows the big bucks they are dishing out. https://www.thescotto.com/results/ Every single name on that list sounds like someone who'd play a pish local lottery 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 26, 2023 Share Posted December 26, 2023 The annoying fat family from On The Beach are back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanton Posted January 4 Share Posted January 4 Quickbooks ad with that smug faced git Frank Lampard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Aldo Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 Those new Tesco adverts are horrific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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