Bert Raccoon Posted August 9, 2017 Share Posted August 9, 2017 This fucking c**t. He actually makes me more angry than an advert should. I hope his girlfriend kills him in his sleep. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 The trailer for 'Great British Bakeoff' with 'The Frog Chorus'. It has absolutely nothing to do with the subject and I'm fairly sure it's not as if McCartney needed the money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 17 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: "It's June, Dad" "hi" " Hi June how are you" Get her fucking pumped ya auld dick. (Sun life over 50 plan) My main objection to this one is that it wrongly implies that our beloved postmen might deliver mail to the wrong address. Has never happened, never will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northboy Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 (edited) This is the first time I've looked at this thread and as I can't be bothered looking through all pages excuse me if this one has already been mentioned. There was an advert for bottled water doing the rounds a couple of months ago. The theme was that it was drunk my mothers who passed this lifestyle choice onto their daughters. When did water become gender specific? Edited August 10, 2017 by Northboy Spelling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northboy Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 On 23/06/2017 at 23:40, nelsjfc said: There's a Microsoft advert at the moment where some blogger is declaring how wonderful the prospect of millennials having on average 5 or 6 jobs on average in their lifetime is. The really annoying bit is the suggestion that 'blogger' is a job! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 The really annoying bit is the suggestion that 'blogger' is a job! Good point. People who make any money from being a blogger...or a vlogger....should be burned at the stake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 10, 2017 Share Posted August 10, 2017 51 minutes ago, jimmy boo said: Good point. People who make any money from being a blogger...or a vlogger....should be burned at the stake. along with 'YouTubers' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 11, 2017 Share Posted August 11, 2017 George and his felt tip pens. His flatmate should lock him in and torch the place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 11 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I think what has actually happened here is that June has apprehended the postie as he got to her front door and took the dads mail on the chance that if she popped next door with it, she'll get rogered north, south, east and west. Doubt the old c***s up for it mind. Probably tip him over the edge. Hope the letter wasn't telling him he was behind with his payments. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 12, 2017 Share Posted August 12, 2017 1 hour ago, GordonD said: Probably tip him over the edge. Hope the letter wasn't telling him he was behind with his payments. "I've read about how fast funeral costs are rising" like, where? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 We call it the remainder that's the number that remains Modern day Tupac in the classroom, here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Hopefully it's gone now but the one for the Premier League on Sky which implied there had been no football since last season and the fans were in a state of withdrawal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 "I've read about how fast funeral costs are rising" like, where? Once you hit 50, you get targeted by Saga Holidays, funeral companies, private health providers and the like who remind you that it's not long until you're either dead or a drooling loon.GTF the lot of you. Having a couple of bob to spend now that some drains on income have gone, the last thing I want to do is waste it on a fancy coffin. I've told the sprog to put me in a bin bag and leave me in the street on collection day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Ah but which would you go in? Food waste? Garden waste? Plastics and metals?What about a pyre in the back garden? As long as they make sure I'm actually dead, a pyre would be fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Giranti Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Naw the worst ad is the F*****g surfer b*****d for the You've been framed sponsor ; he fa's in the water then there is a burst of canned laughter... whats so funny about that ye brain dead C****s!!! Oh and the second worst are these acoustic guitar and whistley bloke background music ads ; If I could get hold of the whistley b*****d!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted August 16, 2017 Share Posted August 16, 2017 Anything with lip syncing animals or kids. Flash and the AA being guilty at the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 I've no idea who Karlie Kloss is, but she can take her website, along with her stupid fucking name, and shove them both up her arse. Or stop plaguing me with YouTube ads. Either's fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 That smug Gtech c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 How many p***ks are Nationwide going to roll out reciting "poems" about how wholesome their bank is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 22, 2017 Share Posted August 22, 2017 This pair of c***s are back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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