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55 minutes ago, AyrshireTon said:

I demand that they recall it so that they can remove Pluto from it.

Meanwhile on Bloodworms and Romulan ale:

KlingonSaintee: "Right: wid"

Borg1690of55: "That b*****d Kirk probably has.."

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13 minutes ago, rowsdower said:

Jeez, that took me way too long to get 🙂

Me too - I'd just come from the Titanic II thread and was thinking it was a reference to the families taking legal action.

Of course Americans won't get it at all - "A boo-ey with 'Sue' written on it? What's that all about?"

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Did they inspired an Aerosmith tune?

19 hours ago, scottsdad said:

80s singer Yazz got a job as a lift attendant. 

She isn't very good. 

 

18 hours ago, Dan Steele said:

I hear she's doing a job share with Francis Rossi of the Quo.

 

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2 minutes ago, jagfox said:

Feel like Les Dennis when at a train station by putting your arm around a stranger & looking up at the departures board...

It helps if Neil Morrissey shags your missus.

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