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People who put milk in scrambled eggs (or omelettes) are too cheap to use enough eggs to make something worth eating.

People who 'cook' things in the microwaves are the kind of people who talk a bit too loudly to the folk serving them in shops. Because it's the only human interaction they're ever guaranteed.

This guy knows.

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People who put milk in scrambled eggs (or omelettes) are too cheap to use enough eggs to make something worth eating.

People who 'cook' things in the microwaves are the kind of people who talk a bit too loudly to the folk serving them in shops. Because it's the only human interaction they're ever guaranteed.

 

Wait.... some people put milk in omelettes?  

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Classic recipe.  Was your mum the Galloping Gourmet?

 

No, she's an alcoholic.

 

 

 

Incidentally, I don't have a microwave either. I do however have a rather smashing penis.

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I've never made great scrambled eggs in the microwave. I've made a ridiculous amount of great scrambled eggs on the hob. Hob > Microwave. A microwave should only be used as a tool to reheat, not cook.

Method is three whisked eggs seasoned we into frying pan/wok pan on medium/low heat, keep it moving and dump onto toasted sourdough. Add in diced Chorizo before eggs for something a touch nicer.

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If you don't put a dash of milk in you're just getting a mashed up omelette. Key is a big knob of butter dropped in the mix with salt and a fair bit of black pepper, heated very slowly and served while still moist before it gets rubbery. 

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Four minutes that will change your life. Maybe

This tasted great. I promise never to use milk in scrambled eggs again!

Thrown away my cookbooks. Pie and Bovril from now on.

Now I have several dinner guests for tonight. What do you suggest

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This tasted great. I promise never to use milk in scrambled eggs again!

Thrown away my cookbooks. Pie and Bovril from now on.

Now I have several dinner guests for tonight. What do you suggest

Scrambled eggs.

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This tasted great. I promise never to use milk in scrambled eggs again!

Thrown away my cookbooks. Pie and Bovril from now on.

Now I have several dinner guests for tonight. What do you suggest

Omelette.

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There are two ways to make scrambled eggs, you can either use the hob or the microwave

Of course, one of these methods has to be consigned to the domain of BEASTS

Microwave is easier and best (beast?)

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On the hob. Milk AND butter. Little salt and pepper.

I add eggs too.

Hob! Pah! Unless you constantly stir it you'll be there all night trying to get burnt egg off the bottom of the pan. None of that nonsense with the microwave.

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