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Is any of this pish actually happening, or has he made it up for some badly-needed attention?



It doesn't sound too far fetched.

He should, in order:

1. Contact the council and retrospectively claim he is refurbishing the property. This works in Scotland, as if you're refurbishing then you don't pay council tax. Think you get at least 6 months. Not sure if you can do this retrospectively, but worth a try.

2. Hire a skip and a labourer, so you can stop pissing off your neighbours.

3. Stop being a slum landlord.

4. Or ignore 1, 2 and 3 and make sure there is another mystery fire. Possibly an electrical fault. Remove any animals first.
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9 hours ago, Grim O'Grady said:

So where does the council tax money go & what happens to it?

 

Irrelevant, you don't phone up HMRC and ask for a refund when you go a month without using the health service.  Well I say "you don't" but of course I mean most people not you particularly as, going by your posts here, you probably do.

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Alamo. Get all your pals (ok you and yer mate).

Buy some guns. Sarge you can help out here?

Travel down, you know the road.

Phone Cooncil, tell them to GTFing round here now

Get in the house, never stand outside that not too good.

Blow your brains out.

Win (even better you  can put on YouTube) BBC is shite in Thailand.

 

 

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You could always become a Freeman of the Land, and rename yourself "Grim of the family O'Grady". 

It didn't work for this chap, but you may have better luck. 

http://www.grimsbytelegraph.co.uk/freeman-refused-pay-council/story-14114588-detail/story.html

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10 hours ago, Zen Archer said:

Does English law apply there?

No, but if he was on the moon i'm sure he'd still be going through a merry song and dance to find a way that 'moon(ish??) law' also wouldn't apply

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