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1 minute ago, Jmothecat2 said:

 


Did his wife leave him because he missed the birth?

At least he lasted longer than The Rangers did in Europe.

 

The wife left him because he got obsessed about Trump. Trump hired a demented celebrity stalker as Director of Communications. He had to get escorted out of the Whitehouse by security.

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The wife left him because he got obsessed about Trump. Trump hired a demented celebrity stalker as Director of Communications. He had to get escorted out of the Whitehouse by security.


Is this last sentence for real? Surely not?

You've got to fucking love the mooch.
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In other news, Trump has gone America First crazy and has apparently been throwing darts at a map of the world to decide who to slap sanctions on next, pissing off friend and foe alike. A year ago I doubt anyone thought they'd see the day when the EU was threatening trade sanctions against America. 

It's hard to imagine how this could go on for 4 years. Not for any reasons of corruption or other scandal, just because he is doing such a dreadful job of leading a country.

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Apparently Trump dictated the misleading statement initially given by Trump Jnr regarding his "adoption" meeting with the Russian lawyer.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-dictated-sons-misleading-statement-on-meeting-with-russian-lawyer/2017/07/31/04c94f96-73ae-11e7-8f39-eeb7d3a2d304_story.html?utm_term=.adc6cef8b3f3

It's just a comedy show really :lol:

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I watched Olympus Has Fallen the other day and was wishing it was based on real events


It would make that scene where Gerard Butler tells them to get down right before every White House staffer runs directly into gunfire much more plausible.
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52 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

The Whitehouse is now being accused of collusion with Fox News to fabricate a story that the leaking of Democratic Party emails was not down to the Russians.

"Too many lies, too many crimes."  Barry Goldwater

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On 30/07/2017 at 23:57, Miguel Sanchez said:

 

On 31/07/2017 at 00:31, welshbairn said:

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I'm a bit embarrassed at getting all these green dots due to Miguel, or the guy who made it. :saddam But I'd just like to mention my family and school teachers who were all a bunch of c***s and who had nothing to do with it.

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5 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

 

I'm a bit embarrassed at getting all these green dots due to Miguel, or the guy who made it. :saddam But I'd just like to mention my family and school teachers who were all a bunch of c***s and who had nothing to do with it.

Speaking of which...

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