JoseMarooniho Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Cups. Usually with a half a cup of tea still in them. Always left lying on the table. Here tae. Never finishes a cup. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted June 24, 2017 Share Posted June 24, 2017 Nae a partner, but my 10yo granddaughter that bides with me (with her mum, my stepdaughter) opens bottles of water, drinks about a third then leaves them ALL OVER THE HOUSE! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 5 hours ago, Stellaboz said: An absolute open goal and he's Brattback'd it. Or Iwelumo'd if you prefer. 5 hours ago, Drew Brees said: Sebo'd, I sebo'd it. You're both wrong. The correct answer is Van Vossen (despite him scoring about 10 when Feyenoord annihilated us 2-8 at East End) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growl3th Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Doors! She never closes them. Ever! And when I close doors after going through them she thinks I'm hiding something! No I'm using the door as it's supposed to be used. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 5 minutes ago, Growl3th said: Doors! She never closes them. Ever! And when I close doors after going through them she thinks I'm hiding something! No I'm using the door as it's supposed to be used. I've a household full of people who never close doors. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 You should both take all the doors off and hide them somewhere. Especially the lavvy door. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 1 minute ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: You should both take all the doors off and hide them somewhere. Especially the lavvy door. I have thought about that, tbh. Apart from the bathroom door, the images conjured up of no bathroom door make me boak. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLANCY2KTID Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Toothpaste. Middle of the tube. Every. Fucking. Time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 8 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: I have thought about that, tbh. Apart from the bathroom door, the images conjured up of no bathroom door make me boak. Aye, but they'll feel the same way. The only way they'll learn is to walk in on you disposing of an absolutely horrific dose of skitters. 11 minutes ago, CLANCY2KTID said: Toothpaste. Middle of the tube. Every. Fucking. Time. Get your own tube and hide it in the cistern. They'll soon learn after a few times trying to sort out their own toothpaste. I feel that I'm beginning to advocate some really unhealthy relationships for people to pursue. Maybe this kind of stuff is the reason why the wife doesn't talk to me anymore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 21 minutes ago, CLANCY2KTID said: Toothpaste. Middle of the tube. Every. Fucking. Time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarlMarx Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 When she comes into living room when I'm watching and tv and asks are you watching that. The answer is rather obvious imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Something about the worker (her) producing the means of changing channels? She's got you there, auld yin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLANCY2KTID Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Also, if I could ever find the mythical "safe place" she always goes on about, but can't seem to remember the location of, I'd find a lot of my shit that's dissappeared over the years after she moved it there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 The wife is involved in a tenants and residents group in the village, and uses the dining room table as her office, but she is never capable of tidying the Fucking thing up when she's finished. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoseMarooniho Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 When we're out helps herself to stuff of my plate before I've even lifted my fork & knife 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 26, 2017 Author Share Posted June 26, 2017 9 hours ago, JoseMarooniho said: When we're out helps herself to stuff of my plate before I've even lifted my fork & knife I am livid at this. Pin her hand to the table with your fork the next time she tries it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 26, 2017 Author Share Posted June 26, 2017 In case anyone is wondering, it wasn't a build up of her long hair that has blocked the bathroom sink, it was an accumulation of my 1mm long stubble that managed to wrap themselves around the plug hole. Incredibly I seem to have blocked the shower drain in the same manner despite never having once shaved in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 26, 2017 Author Share Posted June 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Let us know how Mrs Man receives the apology There will be no apology. She got the wat face after her absurd accusation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 11 hours ago, JoseMarooniho said: When we're out helps herself to stuff of my plate before I've even lifted my fork & knife This! Also if you are saving a particularly tasty looking morsel for the end, she finishes her meal first and before you know it has swooped in to spear said morsel from your plate. Rage inducing ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Terrapin Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 She's upstairs and starts a conversation with me downstairs with the tele on. She speaks loud enough so I know she's speaking but not loud enough that I can hear what she is saying. I did, in the past, pause the tele and go to bottom of the stairs and ask what she is saying. I've stopped this now but apparently I'm losing my hearing................ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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