Guest Moomintroll Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 I normally wear all my clothes when I go out, just to make sure she doesn't wear anything of mine. I'm sure the green trousers will be safe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 “Why is their mince pies on the list for Christmas?” She asked. “Because you said you wanted them with ice cream as a choice for desert. ““I know but I don’t like them so don’t know why you’ve written them. “You asked for them. Maniac. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Saintee Posted December 19, 2018 Share Posted December 19, 2018 6 hours ago, Deontay WildPar said: Pics? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 51 minutes ago, The Saintee said: What a player big Samaras was. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 12 hours ago, BigBo10 said: “Why is their mince pies on the list for Christmas?” She asked. “Because you said you wanted them with ice cream as a choice for desert. “ “I know but I don’t like them so don’t know why you’ve written them. “ You asked for them. Maniac. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted December 20, 2018 Share Posted December 20, 2018 She has the fucking remote control tonight, so it’s been the Xmas movie channel, eastenders and now MTV Xmas, thank f**k for alcohol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 6, 2019 Author Share Posted January 6, 2019 I put the jug I used for making scrambled egg in the dishwasher earlier. Just came in to see it lying in the sink - no water, just standing there in an empty sink. Me - "Why's the jug in the sink?" Her - "Because egg stuff doesn't get washed properly in the dishwasher, it just solidifies". Me - "What, and throwing it in the sink will clean it?" No fucking wonder world wars start.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 "I've left something upstairs, can you get it for me??" FFS 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 8 minutes ago, philpy said: "I've left something upstairs, can you get it for me??" FFS Mine pulls that trick. Also waits on me standing up and it's "get me a drink" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 "I've left something upstairs, can you get it for me??" FFSMy girlfriend normally hits out with “Whilst you’re up, can you get X for me?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 6, 2019 Share Posted January 6, 2019 If I even look like I'm heading to the kitchen I get handed something to take with me. (To be fair, she suffers from rheumatoid arthritis and has difficulty standing/walking/gripping things.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 5 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: (To be fair, she suffers from rheumatoid arthritis and has difficulty gripping things.) Aye, I've been hearing that one a lot lately too 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 On 20/12/2018 at 22:32, heedthebaa said: She has the fucking remote control tonight, so it’s been the Xmas movie channel, eastenders and now MTV Xmas, thank f**k for alcohol Mine is like this too. We have 2 TVs in the house that are connected to their own Virgin box. Complains that I hog the tv "watching all the sports", but any time i suggest she goes and watches what she wants on the other tv, or i offer to do that so she can watch on the main tv, she says no. Any time she does watch TV she spends at least half the time on her phone anyway so not sure what the issue is. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 (edited) Recently my partner has decided that drying socks on the towel rack in the bathroom leaving no room for an actual towel is a great idea. There was me thinking that was what tumble driers/radiators were for. Edited January 7, 2019 by Rizzo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Tries to do a Scottish accent. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 11 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: If I even look like I'm heading to the kitchen I get handed something to take with me. Mines the opposite. Sits on her arse surrounded by her own empty cups and plates and yet still goes through to the kitchen to get even more stuff. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 Not rinsing plates before leaving then for washing. Does my nut in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Mines the opposite. Sits on her arse surrounded by her own empty cups and plates and yet still goes through to the kitchen to get even more stuff. It's a rule that every cup in the house gets used before any are washed, are you daft? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 7, 2019 Share Posted January 7, 2019 34 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: It's a rule that every cup in the house gets used before any are washed, are you daft? I’m not expecting her to wash anything. But if she’s going through to the kitchen to light her 15th fag of the morning off the cooker, she could at least take through the plate from the night before lasts tea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 7, 2019 Author Share Posted January 7, 2019 19 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I’m not expecting her to wash anything. But if she’s going through to the kitchen to light her 15th fag of the morning off the cooker, she could at least take through the plate from the night before lasts tea. I hate your wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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