pandarilla Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 Come in from work tonight to find the fkn tumble dryer on ,absolutely seething[emoji1787][emoji1787] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 3 hours ago, buchan30 said: Despite telling her several times there was no bowls of salad left, she insisted i facetime her so that i could show her. Get that knocked on the head, tell her to f**k right off. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 Get that knocked on the head, tell her to f**k right off. Amen brother. I wonder what attracted buchan to the harridan in the first place, she sounds like a f*cking nightmare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 4 hours ago, buchan30 said: Asks me to nip to the shop for salad and tuna. Insisted that the salad would be in a bowl. Despite telling her several times there was no bowls of salad left, she insisted i facetime her so that i could show her. Eventually accepts this and has a salad bag. In all the palaver about the salad, i forgot the tuna. Get home, she’s moaning like f**k asking “what am i go have with my salad?” About 3 or 4 times. Before i open the cupboard door and find 3 tins of tuna right infront of me. Her response “good job there was tuna in the cupboards eh?” Fucking moaning for the sake of it. Get a divorce. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 Asks me to nip to the shop for salad and tuna. Insisted that the salad would be in a bowl. Despite telling her several times there was no bowls of salad left, she insisted i facetime her so that i could show her. Eventually accepts this and has a salad bag. In all the palaver about the salad, i forgot the tuna.Get home, she’s moaning like f**k asking “what am i go have with my salad?” About 3 or 4 times. Before i open the cupboard door and find 3 tins of tuna right infront of me. Her response “good job there was tuna in the cupboards eh?” Fucking moaning for the sake of it. She'd be getting told to bolt about the facetime and if she didn't believe me do her own food shopping. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 4 hours ago, buchan30 said: Asks me to nip to the shop for salad and tuna. Insisted that the salad would be in a bowl. Despite telling her several times there was no bowls of salad left, she insisted i facetime her so that i could show her. Eventually accepts this and has a salad bag. In all the palaver about the salad, i forgot the tuna. Get home, she’s moaning like f**k asking “what am i go have with my salad?” About 3 or 4 times. Before i open the cupboard door and find 3 tins of tuna right infront of me. Her response “good job there was tuna in the cupboards eh?” Fucking moaning for the sake of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harry94 Posted May 31, 2021 Share Posted May 31, 2021 Starting to Watch 4OD, we'll get through to the end of the introductory adverts and just at the end of them she'll say "pause it a minute before it starts, I'll be back in a moment...".If you ever stumble on a free or super cheap raspberry pi, you can set it up so it blocks all the ads on these types of things. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 14 hours ago, buchan30 said: Asks me to nip to the shop for salad and tuna. Insisted that the salad would be in a bowl. Despite telling her several times there was no bowls of salad left, she insisted i facetime her so that i could show her. Eventually accepts this and has a salad bag. In all the palaver about the salad, i forgot the tuna. Get home, she’s moaning like f**k asking “what am i go have with my salad?” About 3 or 4 times. Before i open the cupboard door and find 3 tins of tuna right infront of me. Her response “good job there was tuna in the cupboards eh?” Fucking moaning for the sake of it. There's no chance of my wife asking me that as (a) my phone is a basic pay as you go effort, and doesn't have all that fancy shite and (b) although her phone is a state of the art super duper all singing all dancing one, she doesn't know how to operate face time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 14 hours ago, buchan30 said: Her response “good job there was tuna in the cupboards eh?” I hope you bounced at least one of the tins of tuna off her heid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 On 30/05/2021 at 13:36, invergowrie arab said: Me: Are you ready to leave? ( 10 minutes after we were meant to leave) Her: yeah I'm ready. I just have to straighten my hair With us it's... Me: are you ready? Her: I'll just be 5 mins... Me: OK, I'll watch TV until you're ready. 15 mins later... Me: are you ready yet? Her: I've been ready for 10 mins, I'm just waiting on you! 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 15 hours ago, buchan30 said: Asks me to nip to the shop for salad and tuna. Insisted that the salad would be in a bowl. Despite telling her several times there was no bowls of salad left, she insisted i facetime her so that i could show her. Eventually accepts this and has a salad bag. In all the palaver about the salad, i forgot the tuna. Get home, she’s moaning like f**k asking “what am i go have with my salad?” About 3 or 4 times. Before i open the cupboard door and find 3 tins of tuna right infront of me. Her response “good job there was tuna in the cupboards eh?” Fucking moaning for the sake of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTG_03 Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 15 hours ago, buchan30 said: Asks me to nip to the shop for salad and tuna. Insisted that the salad would be in a bowl. Despite telling her several times there was no bowls of salad left, she insisted i facetime her so that i could show her. Eventually accepts this and has a salad bag. In all the palaver about the salad, i forgot the tuna. Get home, she’s moaning like f**k asking “what am i go have with my salad?” About 3 or 4 times. Before i open the cupboard door and find 3 tins of tuna right infront of me. Her response “good job there was tuna in the cupboards eh?” Fucking moaning for the sake of it. You actually accepted a facetime call after she sent you to the shop and didn't believe you that there were no salad bowls? You poor, broken soul. A lifetime of misery awaits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithie Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 55 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: With us it's... Me: are you ready? Her: I'll just be 5 mins... Me: OK, I'll watch TV until you're ready. 15 mins later... Me: are you ready yet? Her: I've been ready for 10 mins, I'm just waiting on you! Absolutely this. I've lost track the amount of times I've encountered the same conversations. I'm still working from home so whilst she's spending numerous hours getting ready I'll get the bairn ready for school and she'll drop them off at the grandparents on route to her work and they'll do the school run. Usually means they're out the door before 8am. *bairn in his school clothes, packed lunch made, bag ready and at the front door, jacket on the bannister, shoes on, teeth cleaned, fed/watered* Her: *from another room* "That's me ready. Right then lets go" Me and the Bairn: "right son sit down, you'll not be out the door anytime soon" Her: *farting about in the kitchen, still to put her shoes on, still packing her bag* 10 mins later... Her: "are you ready?" Then conversation as they are leaving usually goes... Her: "when I'm away can you do X, Y and Z around the house" Me: "aye cause I'm just sitting about doing nothing all day eh" Technically today I am, binge watching season 3 of Cobra Kai whilst getting paid for it....but she doesn't need to know that. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 I hope you bounced at least one of the tins of tuna off her heid.Was tempting and probably would have been more effective of my response of me just shaking my head, muttering for f**k sake and walking out the kitchen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 4 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Was tempting and probably would have been more effective of my response of me just shaking my head, muttering for f**k sake and walking out the kitchen. That's my usual response, to be fair! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 2 absolute belters from her this week. Firstly, for context she constantly complains about clutter in the house. Especially the kids stuff, toys etc Imagine my surprise then when she returns from her grans with a big fuckoff rocking horse, probably from the 80s, that is pretty done, manky and reeks of fags. Not even from the gran, but from the fucking random next door. What the f**k!?Then tonight, tells one of them to get over to the couch to get their hair done. Bairn refuses, so she looks at me to be disciplinarian. No problem, except in the time iv chastised the wean into going over there, she has decided to phone her gran and no longer wants the wean to get her hair done. Fucking hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 2 absolute belters from her this week. Firstly, for context she constantly complains about clutter in the house. Especially the kids stuff, toys etc Imagine my surprise then when she returns from her grans with a big fuckoff rocking horse, probably from the 80s, that is pretty done, manky and reeks of fags. Not even from the gran, but from the fucking random next door. What the f**k!? Then tonight, tells one of them to get over to the couch to get their hair done. Bairn refuses, so she looks at me to be disciplinarian. No problem, except in the time iv chastised the wean into going over there, she has decided to phone her gran and no longer wants the wean to get her hair done. Fucking hell. Sounds like a right 'shite-mare'! All the best. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 9 hours ago, GTG_03 said: You actually accepted a facetime call after she sent you to the shop and didn't believe you that there were no salad bowls? You poor, broken soul. A lifetime of misery awaits. I'm picturing Richard from Keeping Up Appearances. Rolling his eyes and not taking it seriously, while secretly hoping that his wife will someday realise how ridiculous she is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Sounds like a right 'shite-mare'! All the best. Thank you.Ach. Shes the sake as the rest of them. Just has a different face so I know which one is mine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 1, 2021 Share Posted June 1, 2021 Apparently, feeling shite after a covid vaccine gives her the right to leave the house like a tip and go off on one when I complain about the mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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