Infuriating Things Your Partner Does

[Rugster]

41 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

This is simply someone who doesnt know what they are doing, to be blunt. 

Yeah, again said this before, theres a minimal trade off in flavour versus a huge benefit in convenience. I probably barbecue 10 times to every one id have if I relied on charcoal. Sometimes il make everything for dinner in the kitchen but just barbecue a steak, or some chicken or whtever to go with it as its as convenient as a cooker. Best option to have both, but if I could only have 1 it would be gas. 

There are hybrid ones available now but f**k that. Not only is it quick to get cooking on a gas one, it cools down rapid too. Less fannying about all around. 

[die hard doonhamer]

Charcoal barbecues really aren't that inconvenient if you get the light in the bag charcoal. 

However, I don't BBQ for convenience. I enjoy cooking with proper fire, it's great fun.

[welshbairn]

6 minutes ago, die hard doonhamer said:

Charcoal barbecues really aren't that inconvenient if you get the light in the bag charcoal. 

However, I don't BBQ for convenience. I enjoy cooking with proper fire, it's great fun.

Quite, it's all about getting pished and laughing at the poor saps who volunteered to do the cooking. Making it as easy as doing it in the kitchen makes it pointless.

[red23]

On 21/08/2021 at 12:45, alta-pete said:

Just catching up on this thread - what’s the latest with the mental Colombian, @red23?

It's still going on but its untenable. 

As an example i went out after the football last night until 2am. She asked me "were girls there" i said yeah of course there was it was a bar and she utterly lost it. I didn't text her after 12am or when i arrived home but she has made her mind up that it was because i was banging these girls and talking to them. Which at no point i did.

She said "i thought it was a boys night out for football now i see what it was really about, all about getting girls" absolutely screaming the place down and throwing wild accusations around. She says i clearly cannot be trusted.

Edited August 27, 2021 by red23

[Arthur daley]

4 minutes ago, red23 said:

It's still going on but its untenable. 

As an example i went out after the football last night until 2am. She asked me "were girls there" i said yeah of course there was it was a bar and she utterly lost it. I didn't text her after 12am or when i arrived home but she has made her mind up that it was because i was banging these girls and talking to them. Which at no point i did.

The way she imagines you left the bar . 

[MONKMAN]

8 minutes ago, red23 said:

It's still going on but its untenable. 

As an example i went out after the football last night until 2am. She asked me "were girls there" i said yeah of course there was it was a bar and she utterly lost it. I didn't text her after 12am or when i arrived home but she has made her mind up that it was because i was banging these girls and talking to them. Which at no point i did.

She said "i thought it was a boys night out for football now i see what it was really about, all about getting girls" absolutely screaming the place down and throwing wild accusations around. She says i clearly cannot be trusted.

I’m going to put this in the simplest possible terms, you’re a fucking moron if you don’t walk away right now. 

[Bairnardo]

Banging these girls and talking to them

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[KnightswoodBear]

17 minutes ago, red23 said:

It's still going on but its untenable. 

As an example i went out after the football last night until 2am. She asked me "were girls there" i said yeah of course there was it was a bar and she utterly lost it. I didn't text her after 12am or when i arrived home but she has made her mind up that it was because i was banging these girls and talking to them. Which at no point i did.

She said "i thought it was a boys night out for football now i see what it was really about, all about getting girls" absolutely screaming the place down and throwing wild accusations around. She says i clearly cannot be trusted.

She is going to kill you whilst you sleep.

[KnightswoodBear]

3 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Banging these girls and talking to them

I can do one at a time, not both.

I have to concentrate on rhyming off every Rangers Scottish Cup winning squad since 1980 in my head to extend my arrival at the Billy Mill roundabout whilst doing the former.

[Miguel Sanchez]

25 minutes ago, red23 said:

It's still going on but its untenable. 

As an example i went out after the football last night until 2am. She asked me "were girls there" i said yeah of course there was it was a bar and she utterly lost it. I didn't text her after 12am or when i arrived home but she has made her mind up that it was because i was banging these girls and talking to them. Which at no point i did.

She said "i thought it was a boys night out for football now i see what it was really about, all about getting girls" absolutely screaming the place down and throwing wild accusations around. She says i clearly cannot be trusted.

She must be some ride

[Sergeant Wilson]

9 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said:

I can do one at a time, not both.

I have to concentrate on rhyming off every Rangers Scottish Cup winning squad since 1980 in my head to extend my arrival at the Billy Mill roundabout whilst doing the former.

If I do the latter, the former would be out of the question.

[velo army]

31 minutes ago, red23 said:

It's still untenable. 

As an example i went out after the football last night until 2am. She asked me "were girls there" i said yeah of course there was it was a bar and she utterly lost it. I didn't text her after 12am or when i arrived home but she has made her mind up that it was because i was banging these girls and talking to them. Which at no point i did.

She said "i thought it was a boys night out for football now i see what it was really about, all about getting girls" absolutely screaming the place down and throwing wild accusations around. She says i clearly cannot be trusted.

Ftfy amigo.

@Miguel Sanchez how many points would I get if I put red23 in the Deadpool?

Edited August 27, 2021 by velo army

[Miguel Sanchez]

Just now, velo army said:

Ftfy amigo.

@Miguel Sanchez how many points would I get if I put ref23 in the Deadpool?

None, sorry

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[alta-pete]

1 hour ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

None, sorry

 

Currently frantically googling for Scottish celebrities with a fit Colombian girlfriend  

[alta-pete]

On 22/08/2021 at 16:49, 19QOS19 said:

It's an outside cooker, utterly pointless. Charcoal BBQs are actual barbecues.

Ditto goes for the hot tub - just an outside bath where you share the bath water. 
 

[thomas]

6 minutes ago, alta-pete said:

Ditto goes for the hot tub - just an outside bath where you share the bath water. 
 

Hot tubs are nothing more than sex ponds.

[ParsJake]

2 hours ago, red23 said:

It's still going on but its untenable. 

As an example i went out after the football last night until 2am. She asked me "were girls there" i said yeah of course there was it was a bar and she utterly lost it. I didn't text her after 12am or when i arrived home but she has made her mind up that it was because i was banging these girls and talking to them. Which at no point i did.

She said "i thought it was a boys night out for football now i see what it was really about, all about getting girls" absolutely screaming the place down and throwing wild accusations around. She says i clearly cannot be trusted.

It looks like you can't be trusted indeed, to do the obvious thing and bin the cow.

We must be in " she can suck an orange through a straw" territory here.

[Florentine_Pogen]

It looks like you can't be trusted indeed, to do the obvious thing and bin the cow.
We must be in " she can suck an orange through a straw" territory here.

Red23's Colombian nutter shagpiece must have connections to a drug cartel. If he dumps her, he'll be sent back to his parents in a variety of suitcases and binbags.

[Shandon Par]

Just now, Florentine_Pogen said:

2 hours ago, ParsJake said:

It looks like you can't be trusted indeed, to do the obvious thing and bin the cow.
We must be in " she can suck an orange through a straw" territory here.

Red23's Colombian nutter shagpiece must have connections to a drug cartel. If he dumps her, he'll be sent back to his parents in a variety of suitcases and binbags.

She's a keeper. What a girl.

[Melanius Mullarkey]

6 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said:

She is going to kill you whilst youre pumping her.

FTFY