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1 hour ago, philpy said:

Must be a woman thing not putting stuff away as you go. Mine is the same. Goes on the defensive if I mention stuff getting left out. Same with not wiping things down.

To be honest reading this thread I think you’re just married to an absolute fucking mink. 

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On 08/01/2022 at 18:15, Loonytoons said:


Getting a flight from Glasgow to Luton.

I asked my better half what time we had to be at the airport.
7.00 was the reply.
Good stuff, thought I. 90 minute drive and also miss the traffic.
Left the following morning at 5:15 just for a bit of leeway then asked when the flight was.
7.00 was the reply.
She and the kids got dropped off just in time, I had a shitty drive all the way to Southern Englandshire.

Sounds ideal to me, tbh!

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15 hours ago, velo army said:

My ma used to do this when I was getting a row. All of the male names (including my da, uncle and the fucking dog) would be gone through before she settled on mine. 

Mine's been doing that for the past ten years, mainly with me and the wean. She always, always gets our names wrong the first time, which is remarkable.

The mother-in-law has a thing where she always gets the gender of animals wrong when referring to them, and my mother's just entered that stage too. I could understand occasional confusion due to old age, but fucking it up every time?

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17 minutes ago, BFTD said:

Mine's been doing that for the past ten years, mainly with me and the wean. She always, always gets our names wrong the first time, which is remarkable.

The mother-in-law has a thing where she always gets the gender of animals wrong when referring to them, and my mother's just entered that stage too. I could understand occasional confusion due to old age, but fucking it up every time?

My wife does it with our 4 cats - she gets the names wrong as well as the gender.  Even more impressive is that all 4 are named after their features (mow mow, Oreo, blindy and ginger!)

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2 hours ago, BFTD said:

Mine's been doing that for the past ten years, mainly with me and the wean. She always, always gets our names wrong the first time, which is remarkable.

The mother-in-law has a thing where she always gets the gender of animals wrong when referring to them, and my mother's just entered that stage too. I could understand occasional confusion due to old age, but fucking it up every time?

I get called Scott by both of my parents, and he gets called by my name. Happens all the time - ever since he was a toddler.

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3 hours ago, BFTD said:

Mine's been doing that for the past ten years, mainly with me and the wean. She always, always gets our names wrong the first time, which is remarkable.

The mother-in-law has a thing where she always gets the gender of animals wrong when referring to them, and my mother's just entered that stage too. I could understand occasional confusion due to old age, but fucking it up every time?

Sex you mean. Animals don’t have genders. 

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7 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said:

In this instance he almost certainly means sex and not gender but there's now a bit of discussion about this with the higher apes. So some non-human animals might have genders.

One of the gremlins in gremlins 2 was a transvestite. I think that settles it. 

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41 minutes ago, Thorongil said:

Sex you mean. Animals don’t have genders. 

How can we know? I couldn't tell if a dog was male or female without looking at its crotch, but a dog could probably tell from a hundred yards.

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