welshbairn Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 1 minute ago, FK1Bairn said: We go to a wedding next Sunday of the daughter of one of her work colleagues (yeah we don't get it either other than to make up numbers on the bride side). I don't own trousers as such but I do own three pairs of chinos that I wear to go to work once a week. She's saying I need to get a pair of trousers and can't wear my chinos to a wedding. I don't know if I'm infuriated because she's probably right or whether I'm infuriated because if I do buy a pair I'll only be wearing them once. Try not to spill beer on them or pish yourself and take them back to the shop after the wedding. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FK1Bairn Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 5 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Try not to spill beer on them or pish yourself and take them back to the shop after the wedding. I like that thinking! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Khaki Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 6 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: We go to a wedding next Sunday of the daughter of one of her work colleagues (yeah we don't get it either other than to make up numbers on the bride side). I don't own trousers as such but I do own three pairs of chinos that I wear to go to work once a week. She's saying I need to get a pair of trousers and can't wear my chinos to a wedding. I don't know if I'm infuriated because she's probably right or whether I'm infuriated because if I do buy a pair I'll only be wearing them once. You go to work once per week, wearing three pairs of chinos? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 8 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: We go to a wedding next Sunday of the daughter of one of her work colleagues (yeah we don't get it either other than to make up numbers on the bride side). I don't own trousers as such but I do own three pairs of chinos that I wear to go to work once a week. She's saying I need to get a pair of trousers and can't wear my chinos to a wedding. I don't know if I'm infuriated because she's probably right or whether I'm infuriated because if I do buy a pair I'll only be wearing them once. Get yourself into Slaters and get yourself a smert pair of troosers ya miserable old beggar. Look after them and you can even wear them the next time you’re up in court! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 29, 2023 Share Posted July 29, 2023 8 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: We go to a wedding next Sunday of the daughter of one of her work colleagues (yeah we don't get it either other than to make up numbers on the bride side). I don't own trousers as such but I do own three pairs of chinos that I wear to go to work once a week. She's saying I need to get a pair of trousers and can't wear my chinos to a wedding. I don't know if I'm infuriated because she's probably right or whether I'm infuriated because if I do buy a pair I'll only be wearing them once. Matalan or M&M. You'll get a decent pair for £20-£30. Look around for a sale. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 Trust a fucking Fifer to buy wedding gear from M&M. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 33 minutes ago, Derry Alli said: Trust a fucking Fifer to buy wedding gear from M&M. Lucky it wasn't Primark or Asda. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moomintroll Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 7 hours ago, Derry Alli said: Trust a fucking Fifer to buy wedding gear from M&M. Bit shady. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 10 hours ago, Boo Khaki said: You go to work once per week, wearing three pairs of chinos? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 17 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: We go to a wedding next Sunday of the daughter of one of her work colleagues (yeah we don't get it either other than to make up numbers on the bride side). I don't own trousers as such but I do own three pairs of chinos that I wear to go to work once a week. She's saying I need to get a pair of trousers and can't wear my chinos to a wedding. I don't know if I'm infuriated because she's probably right or whether I'm infuriated because if I do buy a pair I'll only be wearing them once. Hire a kilt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 47 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said: Hire Kilt and make him go with her. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: Hire a kilt. Particularly if it's a Muslim wedding! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cb_diamond Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 19 hours ago, FK1Bairn said: We go to a wedding next Sunday of the daughter of one of her work colleagues (yeah we don't get it either other than to make up numbers on the bride side). I don't own trousers as such but I do own three pairs of chinos that I wear to go to work once a week. She's saying I need to get a pair of trousers and can't wear my chinos to a wedding. I don't know if I'm infuriated because she's probably right or whether I'm infuriated because if I do buy a pair I'll only be wearing them once. I'm all for solidarity on this thread given its very pertinent subject matter to us all but she's absolutely right here. Any grown adult male who doesn't own a pair of formal trousers should be eyed with suspicion. Chinos at a wedding, jeezo. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UsedToGoToCentralPark Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 If you don't have formal trousers do you have suitable shirt, tie, shoes? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 33 minutes ago, cb_diamond said: I'm all for solidarity on this thread given its very pertinent subject matter to us all but she's absolutely right here. Any grown adult male who doesn't own a pair of formal trousers should be eyed with suspicion. Chinos at a wedding, jeezo. 12 hours ago, alta-pete said: Get yourself into Slaters and get yourself a smert pair of troosers ya miserable old beggar. Look after them and you can even wear them the next time you’re up in court! They’re not wrong. I’m seldom out of shorts, trainers and a tee shirt , but even I have a dark and light coloured pair of dress trousers. Turned out to be most useful six months ago to go before the judge… 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 FK1Bairn on the morning of the big day: 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted July 30, 2023 Share Posted July 30, 2023 On 29/07/2023 at 17:02, FK1Bairn said: We go to a wedding next Sunday of the daughter of one of her work colleagues (yeah we don't get it either other than to make up numbers on the bride side). I don't own trousers as such but I do own three pairs of chinos that I wear to go to work once a week. She's saying I need to get a pair of trousers and can't wear my chinos to a wedding. I don't know if I'm infuriated because she's probably right or whether I'm infuriated because if I do buy a pair I'll only be wearing them once. "Don't own trousers as such"? You're not one of these lads I currently see about Glasgow who think it's acceptable to wear shorts regardless of the weather are you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 This, just wee piles everywhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 18 hours ago, Moomintroll said: Bit shady. But might be a slim fit? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted July 31, 2023 Share Posted July 31, 2023 4 hours ago, thomas said: This, just wee piles everywhere. It looks like something that Emily used to leave for Bagpuss. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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