NJ2 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 This. If she keeps her job and gets a warning I hope she caves her 'best mates' head in with a claw hammer. If she gets sacked I'd settle for a vicious knife attack. If she gets sacked, she’s as well killing her tbf. Don’t need to pay rent in the jail. Always thinking. If she keeps her job, a simple shanking will suffice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 I went to lunch with a colleague today and he spend 10 minutes telling me and about 10 other people in the sandwich shop how his 6 year old son has a whopping penis.Sure he wasnt just comparing his 6 inch to your foot long? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 12 minutes ago, TheScarf said: Being a grass is probably the worst thing a human can do. Worse that the stuff folk get actually locked up for. Calling Cards of Morons thread for this comment. Agreed that the grass in BigFatTabbyDave’s story seems to be a complete and utter cvnt. But say, for instance , you witnessed some poor old wifey getting mugged by some scrote that you knew.....would you regard yourself as worse than the mugger for grassing him to the cops ?.......or if you knew that someone who wasn’t actually involved was wrongly in the frame for it ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, Unrepentant F.B. said: ^^ grass found.... ^^Predictable arsehole found 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Shut up, grass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 5 minutes ago, Unrepentant F.B. said: Cannot deny that.... But. I Ain't A Grass In the situation you put forward to assuage your grassing tendancies, if you had leathered the scrote, both of your outcomes wid have met. Politzi might be scum but they wid see a leathering and go 'hmmmmmm'. Take it you're from a pig family then.... *No question mark, wasn't a question. Nope. Guess again arsehole 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 59 minutes ago, A96 said: But say, for instance , you witnessed some poor old wifey getting mugged by some scrote that you knew.....would you regard yourself as worse than the mugger for grassing him to the cops ?.......or if you knew that someone who wasn’t actually involved was wrongly in the frame for it ? That's not really a "grass" IMO. Grassing is just sticking in a considered mate. Like the shop wummin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donathan Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 2 hours ago, A96 said: Calling Cards of Morons thread for this comment. Agreed that the grass in BigFatTabbyDave’s story seems to be a complete and utter cvnt. But say, for instance , you witnessed some poor old wifey getting mugged by some scrote that you knew.....would you regard yourself as worse than the mugger for grassing him to the cops ?.......or if you knew that someone who wasn’t actually involved was wrongly in the frame for it ? ^^^ Lee Wallace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 18, 2019 Share Posted September 18, 2019 Nobody likes a grass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Snitches get stitches 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Doing my usual morning dump at work and the new cleaner walks into the toilets. I'm sat there fully expecting him to leave knowing there's someone in, but no he continues to mop the floor and what not he then starts sticking the mop under the cubicle I'm in to clean it. mopping my shoes in all sorts, I then wipe, flush and go to wash my hands and he is in the cubicle I was in with the mop before i'd even finished washing my hands. Bit weird? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Doing my usual morning dump at work and the new cleaner walks into the toilets. I'm sat there fully expecting him to leave knowing there's someone in, but no he continues to mop the floor and what not he then starts sticking the mop under the cubicle I'm in to clean it. mopping my shoes in all sorts, I then wipe, flush and go to wash my hands and he is in the cubicle I was in with the mop before i'd even finished washing my hands. Bit weird?Used to have a female cleaner who would shout in the door anyone in. She didnt do this to avoid embarrassment and come back later though. She did it to identify who was shitting so that she knew who she was attempting to strike up a conversation with through the shitter door. Vile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 4 minutes ago, staggy1929 said: Doing my usual morning dump at work and the new cleaner walks into the toilets. I'm sat there fully expecting him to leave knowing there's someone in, but no he continues to mop the floor and what not he then starts sticking the mop under the cubicle I'm in to clean it. mopping my shoes in all sorts, I then wipe, flush and go to wash my hands and he is in the cubicle I was in with the mop before i'd even finished washing my hands. Bit weird? Used to have a female cleaner who would shout in the door anyone in. She didnt do this to avoid embarrassment and come back later though. She did it to identify who was shitting so that she knew who she was attempting to strike up a conversation with through the shitter door. Vile. That's grim, if someone is emptying their bowels I can't think of anything worse than asking them what they're up to at the weekend etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 We don't have any milk drama in our work, but we do have problems with people "double dipping" in the sugar. Now, one or more persons has taken it upon themselves to put a stop to it ... 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 14 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 17 minutes ago, staggy1929 said: Doing my usual morning dump at work and the new cleaner walks into the toilets. I'm sat there fully expecting him to leave knowing there's someone in, but no he continues to mop the floor and what not he then starts sticking the mop under the cubicle I'm in to clean it. mopping my shoes in all sorts, I then wipe, flush and go to wash my hands and he is in the cubicle I was in with the mop before i'd even finished washing my hands. Bit weird? Used to have a female cleaner who would shout in the door anyone in. She didnt do this to avoid embarrassment and come back later though. She did it to identify who was shitting so that she knew who she was attempting to strike up a conversation with through the shitter door. Vile. It's a standard female cleaner protocol. I think it's the first thing they're taught in cleaning school. CHAP CHAP EMBDY IN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 11 minutes ago, Rugster said: It's a standard female cleaner protocol. I think it's the first thing they're taught in cleaning school. CHAP CHAP EMBDY IN Worst part is in my case it's a guy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, staggy1929 said: Worst part is in my case it's a guy Guy's got a job to do. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staggy1929 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 Just now, Rugster said: Guy's got a job to do. aye mopping my feet while i'm doing a shite surely isn't in the job description! Fair play to him though it smelled awful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 1 minute ago, staggy1929 said: aye mopping my feet while i'm doing a shite surely isn't in the job description! Fair play to him though it smelled awful. Does sound like a guy who takes his work very seriously. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 (edited) Listening to another delightful Brexit conversation this morning. One guy voted for, his reason was; 'to stop that boot Sturgeon letting in all the Syrian refugees'. The old boy beside him seems to think Corbyn and Sturgeon are plotting with the Russians to turn Britain into a communist state. I've overheard the first guy previously discuss how he's heard from a reliable inside source, that the SNP are involved in the coverup of child abuse at Celtic and are also heavily involved with the IRA. I'll give you two guesses as to what football team they both support. Edited September 19, 2019 by MONKMAN 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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