D.A.F.C Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: Bet you still don't get a raise Got one last year thanks. Its just the unfairness of things, like getting pulled up for being five minutes late while these chancers do f**k all. It’s not just me that’s pissed off with it. Thing is when cliques or groups form they tend to attack the harder workers than admitting their own failings. I’ve seen it in various places, I used to blame myself for it. I know we don’t get paid for piecework but chancing it every day for over a decade, there’s no excuse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 We have a (no other way to say it) very fat female teaching assistant, must be mid 20sBeen bugging me for 2 weeks who it is she’s the spitting image of and it finally came to me today, Peter Griffin [emoji23] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 On 06/08/2019 at 20:24, NJ2 said: What’s cheeky about it? "Have more money, p***k." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 "Have more money, p***k."Well done to the management on convincing that “p***k” is a fun nickname, affectionate even. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 On 07/08/2019 at 18:35, D.A.F.C said: Management have finally figured out that there's this weird thing called productivity and have studied peoples output. Glorious. I've been putting out three or four times more than others for years. Some are waiting hours between jobs thinking they were ok because it wasn't logged. They'll be setting minimum targets based on increasing past individual performance. You'll have to do unpaid overtime to keep up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Adam Posted August 12, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted August 12, 2019 I sent a Skype message to what I thought was my friend in work today, but I actually sent it to the person I was specifically mentioning in the message, discussing the smell emanating from him. Actually want the earth to swallow me whole, even though the message was factually correct. 25 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 15 minutes ago, Adam said: I sent a Skype message to what I thought was my friend in work today, but I actually sent it to the person I was specifically mentioning in the message, discussing the smell emanating from him. Actually want the earth to swallow me whole, even though the message was factually correct. Be sure to post the minutes from your forthcoming meeting with HR 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 15 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Be sure to post the minutes from your forthcoming meeting with HR Given the smell coming from him, I doubt he would want to bring it to the attention of HR. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I sent a Skype message to what I thought was my friend in work today, but I actually sent it to the person I was specifically mentioning in the message, discussing the smell emanating from him. Actually want the earth to swallow me whole, even though the message was factually correct.This is outstanding. Updates please 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 On 06/08/2019 at 21:21, Jacksgranda said: There are actually two typos. Regards, Mr Blander Three. Regards Mr Blandest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 26 minutes ago, Adam said: Given the smell coming from you, I doubt you would want to bring it to the attention of HR, you smelly p***k. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 (edited) 39 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: 1 hour ago, Adam said: I sent a Skype message to what I thought was my friend in work today, but I actually sent it to the person I was specifically mentioning in the message, discussing the smell emanating from him. Actually want the earth to swallow me whole, even though the message was factually correct. This is outstanding. Updates please I text him to say I'm sorry, that the message was obviously not meant for him, but that I was concerned and that he should be careful given it has been a point which his manager has raised with him before. He's completely blanked me. Edited August 12, 2019 by Adam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Disappointing turn of events in apologising to the smelly one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Adam said: I text him to say I'm sorry, that the message was obviously not meant for him, but that I was concerned and that he should be careful given it has been a point which his manager has raised with him before. He's completely blanked me. At least you can smell him coming for you, giving you a chance for a quick getaway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Just now, Dele said: Disappointing turn of events in apologising to the smelly one. Given I do work with him from time to time, I was keen to strike whilst the iron was hot, to avoid any further awkwardness/him wanting to leather me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Adam said: I was keen to strike whilst the iron was hot, to avoid any further awkwardness/him wanting to leather me. 3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: At least you can smell him coming for you, giving you a chance for a quick getaway. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Adam said: Given I do work with him from time to time, I was keen to strike whilst the iron was hot, to avoid any further awkwardness/him wanting to leather me. I hope you have since sent the message to the intended recipient, and also told them that you made a c**t of of it by sending it to the smelly c**t first? You deserve to have more people pointing and laughing at you for this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 14 minutes ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said: What does he smell of? Your bog standard B.O? Bevvy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 18 minutes ago, Ross. said: I hope you have since sent the message to the intended recipient, and also told them that you made a c**t of of it by sending it to the smelly c**t first? You deserve to have more people pointing and laughing at you for this. Yes, met the intended recipient for lunch and mentioned the situation to him then. He struggled to contain the laughter. And proceeded to tell the rest of the group I was sitting with at lunch. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Adam said: Bevvy. Ah now thats different. Nothing wrong with having an office alky. So i've been told. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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