Cerberus Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Where you would like to be in 5/10/20 years? I've always wanted to get an acre or 2 of land somewhere fairly remote, grow some fruit and vegetables, raise some chickens, maybe get a cute baby pig, shoot random stuff and let humanity get on with being a bunch of wanks. I have no idea how to do any of that but there we are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 I have next to no ambition in life and just want a job that doesn't destroy my soul for the next 25 years so i can pay off my mortgage and maybe save a little bit so i can put my feet up for a few years before i die in what is likely to be an undignified manner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARYHILLISWONDERFUL Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Win the lottery and sign Messi for Thistle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Still breathing would do for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 10 minutes ago, MARYHILLISWONDERFUL said: Win the lottery and sign Messi for Thistle! £265M release clause, that's some lottery win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 I was going to just post the lyrics to Deacon Blue's Dignity, but I remembered that I can't sail and I'd end up drowning within the first day or two. Not for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 1 minute ago, oaksoft said: To live pretty much completely isolated from other people would be great. That makes it unanimous then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Cerberus said: Where you would like to be in 5/10/20 years? I've always wanted to get an acre or 2 of land somewhere fairly remote, grow some fruit and vegetables, raise some chickens, maybe get a cute baby pig, shoot random stuff and let humanity get on with being a bunch of wanks. I have no idea how to do any of that but there we are. Move to the Appalachians, don't forget to buy a banjo, a 3 string fiddle and a clay pipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky88 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 2 hours ago, supermik said: Still breathing would do for me. See what you did there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Where you would like to be in 5/10/20 years? Any reason you picked that particular date? Thinking of starting a micro brewery in my garden but it probably won't happen due to me being a lazy bas and no time or money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 4 hours ago, throbber said: I have next to no ambition in life and just want a job that doesn't destroy my soul for the next 25 years so i can pay off my mortgage and maybe save a little bit so i can put my feet up for a few years before i die in what is likely to be an undignified manner. Preach it sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 19 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Divorce followed by the inevitable decent into currys and alcoholism. Its a three pronged attack but it's going quite well. Sounds more than decent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 5/10/20 years eh? shagging a blonde with big tits shagging two blondes with big tits shagging three blondes with big tits I'm a simple guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Just now, Bairnardo said: Have some standards for your meltdown FFS. Bit of pride. Look at Kincardine for example. In the past few days he has well and truly lost his shit, yet he still uses words like 'chagrin'. I dont even know what a chagrin is. It's probably 'Milton Keynes' slang for chewing gum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Have some standards for your meltdown FFS. Bit of pride. Look at Kincardine for example. In the past few days he has well and truly lost his shit, yet he still uses words like 'chagrin'. I dont even know what a chagrin is. a secret lemonade drinker apparently http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2151045/Its-40-years-ice-The-Secret-Lemonade-Drinker-advert-remade-ice-lolly.html (i fee dirty for posting a link to the Daily Heil...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 I figure in twenty years the mortgage will be paid off, the wean will be independent, and the wife will be sick of me, so I can cark it without guilt. I've been looking forward to it for the last twenty years, so surely I'll be due a treat by then, God help me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Do you work in renewables bairnardo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 7 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Anyway, I have a major hardon for getting rid of my mortgage. I hope to have done so before amI am 40 so that gives me 9 years. It will be a push but I can do it ai think. After that, I would really like to get a job that doesnt involve working away from home as I miss my family and with no mortgage, I would hope I will have more flexibility to do this. Those are my biggest goals. Do you work offshore? I think as pals we should know this about each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Na mate non-renewables. Part of the reason I would like to get out of it. Oil and gas. Plus its full of wankers. I was just wondering why you were working in Shetland for a few spells. Every Industry is full of wankers, most people are absolute shitcunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 12 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Anyway, I have a major hardon for getting rid of my mortgage. I hope to have done so before amI am 40 so that gives me 9 years. It will be a push but I can do it ai think. After that, I would really like to get a job that doesnt involve working away from home as I miss my family and with no mortgage, I would hope I will have more flexibility to do this. Those are my biggest goals. Will your kids probably have left home in 9 years coincidentally? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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