scottsdad Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 Sunday: taking my step daughter and girlfriend to ours and home again. She lives in (shudder) Dunfermline. Expecting bams on the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Only 400 odd miles in front of me today. I'm no looking forward to it C**t or be c**ted 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 9 hours ago, scottsdad said: Sunday: taking my step daughter and girlfriend to ours and home again. She lives in (shudder) Dunfermline. Expecting bams on the road. Your wife must be pretty open-minded. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 I'm a c**t off the road until a new car arrives in the new year. Having to use poverty wagons in the meantime. Prety impressed at the service Stirling-Falkirk but I've already caught one disease. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tam the bud Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 14 hours ago, RH33 said: I'd like to self refer to this thread. I went on the straight in green not the right turn green at Renfrew town centre this morning. I'm an estate driver. With a full c**t of hair. Happen often at this junction. Last week a lorry went straight across to Glebe St instead of turning right. Plenty of horns were blown with the driver looking unaware he was to blame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Jings Crivvens Help ma Boab. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peil Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Taxi driver in Glasgow last night, rolls right through a green man/red light at the corner of George Sq/Queen St. Nearly took out me and the wee man (trying to carry him over the puddles) - put my hand out by instinct and tapped his taxi Next thing he's stopped half way round the corner and screaming at me like I'm the dick. Proper purple faced wee roaster he was. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Police car pulled out in front of me on the Aberdeen bypass at the roundabout. He was from Altens, I was Dyce to Dundee. If I had a bit more about me I'd have rattled right through the side of him. I tooted, gave it Angel of the North and he just put his window down and said "On your way". I hope to see you again someday. Tit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 13 minutes ago, Peil said: Taxi driver in Glasgow last night, rolls right through a green man/red light at the corner of George Sq/Queen St. Nearly took out me and the wee man (trying to carry him over the puddles) - put my hand out by instinct and tapped his taxi Next thing he's stopped half way round the corner and screaming at me like I'm the dick. Proper purple faced wee roaster he was. Are you not aware that taxi drivers don’t need to abide by the highway laws. The 4th emergency service! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molotov Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Stupid cnuts helping stupid cnuts. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/dec/23/jail-for-police-camera-operators-who-deleted-staffordshire-speeding-offence-data Imagine taking the risk of losing your job for something like this? Perhaps @Inanimate Carbon Rod will know. Do they lose their police pension as a result of this offence? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 41 minutes ago, Molotov said: Stupid cnuts helping stupid cnuts. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/dec/23/jail-for-police-camera-operators-who-deleted-staffordshire-speeding-offence-data Imagine taking the risk of losing your job for something like this? Perhaps @Inanimate Carbon Rod will know. Do they lose their police pension as a result of this offence? Dont think they were police officers, not sure of the rules round civillians. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loonytoons Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Molotov said: Stupid cnuts helping stupid cnuts. https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2023/dec/23/jail-for-police-camera-operators-who-deleted-staffordshire-speeding-offence-data Imagine taking the risk of losing your job for something like this? Perhaps @Inanimate Carbon Rod will know. Do they lose their police pension as a result of this offence? Hill Cheat Blues 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stag Nation Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 39 minutes ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said: Dont think they were police officers, not sure of the rules round civillians. Some of the “rules” apply to everybody - e.g. perverting the course of justice, and conspiracy. Some apply both to police and civvies working for them - misconduct in public office. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inanimate Carbon Rod Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 Just now, Stag Nation said: Some of the “rules” apply to everybody - e.g. perverting the course of justice, and conspiracy. Some apply both to police and civvies working for them - misconduct in public office. Yes, thank you for explaining that… Conversely what i was actually talking about was rules around pension forfeiture. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Is there a worse collective group of drivers than parents on the school run? Maybe only rivaled by c***s in supermarket car parks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 7 hours ago, Empty It said: Is there a worse collective group of drivers than parents on the school run? Yes - parents who have done the school run twice during the day, then try to drive on a main route in the dark in the evening (M8, Edi bypass) and crash into other people, causing massive traffic jams. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leith Green Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 7 hours ago, Empty It said: Is there a worse collective group of drivers than parents on the school run? Maybe only rivaled by c***s in supermarket car parks. Aye, those driving massive 4 x 4 motors in town - wankers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 On 23/12/2023 at 12:46, Derry Alli said: I hope to see you again someday, Tit. A phrase I say to myself every single day. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 1 hour ago, Leith Green said: Aye, those driving massive 4 x 4 motors in town - wankers. Think we're talking about the same people tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 C***s who drive into the hatched yellow boxes at roundabouts without being able to exit them. C***s, complete and utter c***s. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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