philpy Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 The 2nd last time I had the flu, we lived in a 3rd floor flat. If I went out at all, I was sweating like f**k by the time I got down the stairs, and the same by the time I got back up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 First day back at work today after the Christmas break, and my boss told me to go home, as I'm chocked with a cold - I sound like Linda Blair in The Exorcist. Only time I've ever had the flu, it totally wiped me out for a week - slept for 48 hours solid at one point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 So the Aussie Flu is just normal flu but some Australians had it? I thought something like syphilis or genital herpes would be the "Aussie Flu". It's just like normal flu, but your wrists and ankles feel like they have shackles on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 38 minutes ago, philpy said: The 2nd last time I had the flu, we lived in a 3rd floor flat. If I went out at all, I was sweating like f**k by the time I got down the stairs, and the same by the time I got back up. If you had the flu, you wouldn’t have made it to the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 ^^^ this all day long. If you can even say that you have the flu at the time then you dont have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 3, 2018 Author Share Posted January 3, 2018 ^^^ this all day long. If you can even say that you have the flu at the time then you dont have it. I'm not sure inability to speak is a symptom of the flu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Romeo said: I'm not sure inability to speak is a symptom of the flu. ^^^ Never had the flu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 I'm the worst c**t for not resting when I'm ill. Hence the reason I stupidly went down the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 I've been suffering with some bug for a couple of weeks now, either that or I just can't shake off a heavy cold. Anyway, it's not stopped me, because I had the flu once (the week Le Guen was sacked I seem to remember), and I have never forgotten how bad I felt. I now know when I don't have the flu. Anyone who even tries to leave their bedroom with the flu has never had it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 3, 2018 Author Share Posted January 3, 2018 ^^^ Never had the flu. It would be impossible for me to get the flu given that I am at the absolute peak of physical perfection.Ebola would probably just give me a bit of a runny nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Flu? When I were a lad, we'd dream of having flu... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamond8 Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 First time in 6 years of working I’ve been off sick with this ‘Aussie Flu’. Floored doesn’t begin to cover it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 No danger you're even contemplating going out when you have the flu. I ended up lying in a sweaty heap on my living room floor after an aborted attempt to make it to the kitchen for a drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 I say anyone who say's they have flu, we get a big fuckoff knife and cut there cock or tits off, if they react to the first nip, they get put in the river, others will be taken to the local doctor for stitches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 16 minutes ago, SlipperyP said: I say anyone who say's they have flu, we get a big fuckoff knife and cut there cock or tits off, What if you have both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 If it comes from Australia, it's probably lethal. Haven't used Aussie Flu as an excuse to phone in sick yet so will read up on it, thanks to the OP for the heads-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 12 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: What if you have both? Experience say we start north. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyingscot Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 Someone in work got it. They looked like death one day to the point we told them to go home. Never made it back in before Christmas, missed the night out and spent 9 days in bed barely able to move. Sounds a right laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 12 minutes ago, flyingscot said: Someone in work got it. They looked like death one day to the point we told them to go home. Never made it back in before Christmas, missed the night out and spent 9 days in bed barely able to move. Sounds a right laugh. Wid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 I've been suffering with some bug for a couple of weeks now, either that or I just can't shake off a heavy cold. Anyway, it's not stopped me, because I had the flu once (the week Le Guen was sacked I seem to remember), and I have never forgotten how bad I felt. I now know when I don't have the flu. Anyone who even tries to leave their bedroom with the flu has never had it. Are you going to work and infecting people, then? That's pretty rancid behaviour. Just phone in sick and say you have "flu-like symptoms" and don't be selfish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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