Kamenitza Posted March 17, 2020 Share Posted March 17, 2020 2 hours ago, lichtgilphead said: Obviously that applies to all MP's, not just the SNP ones. At least the SNP don't have the option of retiring to the Lord's on £300 per day, though. BTW, how's Labour's plan to abolish the Lords progressing? Lord McConnell of Glenscorrodale, Baron Robertson of Port Ellen and others are working hard and will soon ... devise a plan or something 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 "It was only a playful cuddle" is a strange defence to use in a sexual assault case against yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 "It was only a playful cuddle" is a strange defence to use in a sexual assault case against yourself. Is it though? If he’s adamant that he’s telling the truth and that these allegations have all been exaggerated then perhaps he is just giving an honest account? What else would he say? Don’t get me wrong I’m not saying he’s innocent - I’m just not sure what his other line of defence would be other than to claim “it didn’t happen” which I don’t think stands up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: Is it though? I'm sorry, I was wrong. He called it a "sleepy cuddle". The 'playful' stuff was pulling women's hair and stroking their faces. "Affectionate". Salmond is WATTOO. Edited March 18, 2020 by Dele 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Pack Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Nipper Salmond ?More like Ripper. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 19 minutes ago, Old Pack said: Nipper Salmond ? More like Ripper. Don't think he bludgeoned any of them with a hammer. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvio Tattiescone Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 15 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Don't think he bludgeoned any of them with a hammer. Thank you. Has anyone checked under his patio? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, NewBornBairn said: Has anyone checked under his patio? Good shout. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 7 hours ago, Dele said: "It was only a playful cuddle" is a strange defence to use in a sexual assault case against yourself. I don't think he assaulted himself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 5 hours ago, Old Pack said: Nipper Salmond ? More like Ripper. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Having read through this thread and read some of the reports in the press I have no doubt that slobbery-lips acted inappropriately at times. I have also no doubt that, had he not been First Minter, he'd have been booted in the baws. I am not convinced that what he did makes him a criminal even if he's an utter sleazebag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 11 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I don't think he assaulted himself. If sexually assaulting yourself was an offence, most of P&B's users would be behind bars. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Having read through this thread and read some of the reports in the press I have no doubt that slobbery-lips acted inappropriately at times. I have also no doubt that, had he not been First Minter, he'd have been booted in the baws. I am not convinced that what he did makes him a criminal even if he's an utter sleazebag.The equivalent of a Dave Lee Travis when all the Saville stuff was going on.It looks like he's a letchy old b*****d but struggling to see more serious crimes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Salmond couldn't have hoped for a bigger distraction. Unfortunately for him his wife is old with underlying obesity -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Jeden Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 59 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: Salmond couldn't have hoped for a bigger distraction. Unfortunately for him his wife is old with underlying obesity Whether you think Salmond is innocent, guilty or somewhere in between - why are you having a go at his wife? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Whether you think Salmond is innocent, guilty or somewhere in between - why are you having a go at his wife?Cause she's old and barren -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Jeden Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 1 minute ago, John Lambies Doos said: 7 minutes ago, Pet Jeden said: Whether you think Salmond is innocent, guilty or somewhere in between - why are you having a go at his wife? Cause she's old and barren What an unpleasant tit of a man (?) you are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 11 minutes ago, Pet Jeden said: What an unpleasant tit of a man (?) you are. It's an old running joke on the politics forum. Alex Salmond is wrong about <<any topic>> because he's fat and has an old barren wife. But you knew that, didn't you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Jeden Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 (edited) 19 minutes ago, lichtgilphead said: It's an old running joke on the politics forum. Alex Salmond is wrong about <<any topic>> because he's fat and has an old barren wife. But you knew that, didn't you. I didn't. But, as I don't like the idea of her being collateral in a joke about Salmond, I don't feel too bad about being snippy with John. Edited March 19, 2020 by Pet Jeden 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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