Guest Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 I've often wondered if there's an undiscovered disorder called Football Club Addiction where you start living your life and make choices in accordance to your team and have it affect every aspect of your life. I'm sure it affects others also, but Old Firm fans seem to be, by a long way, the most common sufferers. You can often tell the worst afflicted by their vehement viewpoint of the Israel/Palestine conflict despite never visiting the area or doing any research on it.I believe its similar to these religious fanatics were they don't have the mental capacity to think for themselves so they just blindly follow a teams fanbase. Very popular with OF fans, they're like a cult. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar_Army Posted July 5, 2021 Share Posted July 5, 2021 I vaguely remember an old joke about how an old firm game ended in a dull 0-0 due in the snow because they I introduced an orange ball. The punchline was Rangers players refused to kick it and Celtic players refused to pass it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 11 hours ago, Empty It said: 14 hours ago, Highland Capital said: I've often wondered if there's an undiscovered disorder called Football Club Addiction where you start living your life and make choices in accordance to your team and have it affect every aspect of your life. I'm sure it affects others also, but Old Firm fans seem to be, by a long way, the most common sufferers. You can often tell the worst afflicted by their vehement viewpoint of the Israel/Palestine conflict despite never visiting the area or doing any research on it. I believe its similar to these religious fanatics were they don't have the mental capacity to think for themselves so they just blindly follow a teams fanbase. Very popular with OF fans, they're like a cult. Yep. Only one letter different. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 6, 2021 Share Posted July 6, 2021 On 04/07/2021 at 16:09, Gaz said: Scott Brown, could have been world class but had the biggest case of Paul McStay Syndrome since, well, Paul McStay. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Folk who fling their drink in the air after a goal. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kersey Posted July 9, 2021 Share Posted July 9, 2021 Entering a raffle to buy a pair of trainers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 "We never had all that health and safety and vaccines and stuff in my day and we all survived!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 15, 2021 Share Posted July 15, 2021 Congrarulates people for work anniversaries on LinkedIn**uses linkedin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iminavest Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 "Only in (Glasgow/Manchester/Liverpool/insert shite City) " 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peedzy Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 9 hours ago, Iminavest said: "Only in (Glasgow/Manchester/Liverpool/insert shite City) " As requested, happy to help, Aberdeen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 "Only in (Glasgow/Manchester/Liverpool/insert shite City) "Its always a shithole that follows the "only in" statement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Empty It said: Its always a shithole that follows the "only in" statement. ^^^Only on P&B^^^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 ^^^Only on P&B^^^If P&B was an area I would not like to live there with some of the "characters" on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted July 25, 2021 Author Share Posted July 25, 2021 People who describe themselves as having a 'no nonsense approach'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 People who describe themselves as having a 'no nonsense approach'. There are numerous variations of this, but in general it might be my favourite of the thread. Varying ways to excuse being an arsehole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 Leave poor reviews of items on Amazon, eBay, or any other online marketplace because they weren't happy with the seller. Any time you're looking for potential problems people have had with a washer/dryer/vibrating sex tool/microwave, the worst reviews will always be dribbling morons giving it, "TUK 4 DAYS 2 ARIVE ABSALOOT DASGUSTANG" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 a washer/dryer/vibrating sex tool/microwaveTruly the Swiss army knife of the white goods world. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fratelli Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 (edited) 9 hours ago, Highland Capital said: People who describe themselves as having a 'no nonsense approach'. Folk who love to describe their own personalities and think of themselves as being a bit of a character are insufferable in general- ''and you know what i'm like!'' etc - but aye, saying someone ''doesn't suffer fools gladly'' ''calls a spade a spade'' ''tells it like it is'' or is even just outspoken is usually just another way of saying they're a bit of a w****r. Edited July 25, 2021 by Fratelli 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theroadlesstravelled Posted July 25, 2021 Share Posted July 25, 2021 17 minutes ago, Fratelli said: Folk who love to describe their own personality and think of themselves as being a bit of a character are insufferable in general- ''and you know what i'm like!'' etc - but aye, saying someone ''doesn't suffer fools gladly'' ''calls a spade a spade'' ''tells it like it is'' or is even just outspoken is usually just another way of saying they're a bit of a w****r. That’s the way they describe Boris. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted July 26, 2021 Share Posted July 26, 2021 23 hours ago, Fratelli said: Folk who love to describe their own personalities and think of themselves as being a bit of a character are insufferable in general- ''and you know what i'm like!'' etc - but aye, saying someone ''doesn't suffer fools gladly'' ''calls a spade a spade'' ''tells it like it is'' or is even just outspoken is usually just another way of saying they're a bit of a w****r. what the f**k else are they going to call it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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