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1 hour ago, ICTChris said:

One report I read said that the file was too big to be imported and from now on they are going to divide them in two. Another one was that the system is running on Excel and they reached the maximum number of columns.

Either way an absolute cluster.

 

I hope they've all been tracked and traced...

That's a complete joke about the file size if true, really shows the complete incompetence of those running the system.

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So what do we reckon they are going to recommend restriction wise?

I'll plump for a 'central belt' travel limit of up to 5 miles for GG&C, Lanarkshire and Lothian boards with hospitality to be takeaway only in these areas and no meeting of other households indoors or outdoors apart from childcare or usual exemptions.

For the rest of the country, travel into these areas for essential purposes only and takeaway hospitality only.

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9 minutes ago, MP_MFC said:

So what do we reckon they are going to recommend restriction wise?

I'll plump for a 'central belt' travel limit of up to 5 miles for GG&C, Lanarkshire and Lothian boards with hospitality to be takeaway only in these areas and no meeting of other households indoors or outdoors apart from childcare or usual exemptions.

For the rest of the country, travel into these areas for essential purposes only and takeaway hospitality only.

As of Friday 

All hospitality closed with exception of takeaway 

No households meeting indoors or outdoors

Travel restrictions of 5 miles

Non professional contact sport binned (eg fives)

Schools to remain open because our little cherubs couldn't possibly spread the virus

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So what do we reckon they are going to recommend restriction wise?

I'll plump for a 'central belt' travel limit of up to 5 miles for GG&C, Lanarkshire and Lothian boards with hospitality to be takeaway only in these areas and no meeting of other households indoors or outdoors apart from childcare or usual exemptions.

For the rest of the country, travel into these areas for essential purposes only and takeaway hospitality only.

I reckon they might go full circuit breaker. Two weeks left with a few weeks left while we can utilise the furlough scheme before Scotland becomes fully at the UK governments mercy


- No socialising with any other household apart from childcare, adults who live alone and non cohabiting couples

- WFH if you can

- If not, still go to work if it’s open

- Pubs, restaurants, indoor leisure, indoor sports all to close

- Outdoor sports 6 people from 2 households only apart from professional sport

- Exercise as much as you want but only within 5 miles of home
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2 minutes ago, MixuFruit said:

Any opinions on RIP gyms? I kind of feel like there's no point trying to build up a head of steam now if they're just shutting them again.

They'll get binned soon I'm sure. They seem to fall on the pubs/football side of the pseudo puritanical list the Government are working from.

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6 minutes ago, MixuFruit said:

Any opinions on RIP gyms? I kind of feel like there's no point trying to build up a head of steam now if they're just shutting them again.

Will be ridiculous if they close the place I go to when they're all over cleanliness and do a lot for the local community like free classes and affordable counselling for those that need it and can't afford it. 

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On 23/01/2020 at 15:02, The Moonster said:

To be honest, dying from an exotic virus sounds more appealing than living under Tory rule in an independent UK. I'm far more worried about the latter than I am the former, and the news do a terrible job of covering the latter.

Lol

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33 minutes ago, Marshmallo said:

As of Friday 

All hospitality closed with exception of takeaway 

No households meeting indoors or outdoors

Travel restrictions of 5 miles

Non professional contact sport binned (eg fives)

Schools to remain open because our little cherubs couldn't possibly spread the virus

 

On 01/10/2020 at 13:43, G_Man1985 said:

Dingies.

The schools can stay open , eh can enjoy meh week off and then you can stand outside in the rain and wait until its time for you to be allowed to come in and get yer shopping.

Keep meh fives open also. 

Cinema in all.

Cheers 

Not looking good for G_man then.

Cineworld closed.

Fives to follow?

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1 hour ago, dirty dingus said:

Looks lik a Tesco lotus.

Sure is, and they are all closing down soon, as nobody shops in them.

My local Mini Tesco, doesn't have that top notch scanner stuff, they have a assistant who takes your temperature and gives you a nod for the mask wearing technique of under the chin or nose, but not fully on. 

This has now all gone, we are back to "normal" and can walk in and out without masks or temperature checks.  I still wear my mask, as I'm a good boy.

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1 hour ago, MP_MFC said:

So what do we reckon they are going to recommend restriction wise?

I'll plump for a 'central belt' travel limit of up to 5 miles for GG&C, Lanarkshire and Lothian boards with hospitality to be takeaway only in these areas and no meeting of other households indoors or outdoors apart from childcare or usual exemptions.

For the rest of the country, travel into these areas for essential purposes only and takeaway hospitality only.

Having had an increased interest in Roman Scotland of late (random, I know), I feel that a rebuild of the Antonine Wall should at least be considered (seeing as somewhat ambitious bridge projects between NI and Scotland are back on table). 

A guarded gateway would be established along the M80, with the 'Castlecary Port' being the main point of entry between the North and South.  A second port would be grudgingly placed in Bearsden town centre to prevent it resembling a divided Cold War Berlin, but with stringent checks and a strict ban on travel outwith northern Bearsden / Milngavie.   Temporary legionary forts would be placed at Balloch and Kilsyth to enforce this with truncheons spears to the face being sanctioned for non-compliance.

Many of the c.2000 yr old  foundations are already in place and it would provide hundreds of construction jobs without having to build green-belt-infringing new towns comprising 4 bedroom middle class homes.  It would also make an interesting post-Covid attraction, giving the local  tourism and hospitality sectors a much needed shot in the arm.  The spiked ramparts would be constructed using recycled plastics, much of which would be reclaimed from the sea, thus cleaning our world class beaches.

As I say, something worth consideration.

 

Eta: reinstatement of the toll booths at the Forth bridges to act as checkpoints between the Lothians and the North.  The old ones might still be kicking around a store room somewhere.

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