Granny Danger Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 4 minutes ago, Dele said: Is Rugster Stevie Wonder? Not sure, but he’s just called to say he loves me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 Not sure, but he’s just called to say he loves me.I don't think he meant it from the bottom of his heart.Oh, I've seen ruggy's post haircut pic on twitter. I'm going to have trouble sleeping tonight. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 Currently having a shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 Had a couple of good naps today. Figured out why the cat isn't happy, I've stole the couch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 1 hour ago, HooseLee said: Not a personal achievement but one we might all have contributed to. With us all in doors and not leaving lots of food waste in bins etc, have seagull went back to fending for themselves? Our foodwaste is going to landfill for now. The seagulls will get it there, more than making up for the lack of boozers' detritus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duszek Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 On 15/04/2020 at 19:13, Silverton End said: The sun is at its strongest this time of year How’s that, then? Wouldn’t it be strongest in (what passes for) summer? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 3 hours ago, HooseLee said: Not a personal achievement but one we might all have contributed to. With us all in doors and not leaving lots of food waste in bins etc, have seagull went back to fending for themselves? One of the buggers went for me when I was eating a piece walking through the park last week. I have the suspicion urban gull numbers might be reduced as a result of less food to scaff being about 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 On 13/04/2020 at 18:23, bennett said: Painted the fence earlier, paints soaked in and looks like it hasn't been painted. Tomorrow's task sorted. Fence paint is the new toilet roll in the FK. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 Folk in FK are painting their arses to get rid of the smell? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 Still doing this 3000 piece fucking jigsaw. I think the entire population will have died before I finish it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted April 16, 2020 Share Posted April 16, 2020 1 hour ago, NewBornBairn said: Still doing this 3000 piece fucking jigsaw. I think the entire population will have died before I finish it. Lockdown Failures Thread for this pish 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Had a go at making empire biscuits. It's more of a soggy biscuit than an empire biscuit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HooseLee Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 2 hours ago, tamthebam said: One of the buggers went for me when I was eating a piece walking through the park last week. I have the suspicion urban gull numbers might be reduced as a result of less food to scaff being about They might start buggering off to the coast again for a wee while at least... I'm near the coast in a small village. They never used to come to the back garden but are starting to appear now. I wonder if more of them will start turning to shop lifting... or is that the the Doric gulls? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 On a similar note I haven't been out at night due to lockdown but are there less foxes about? I quite like foxes tbh, they're nicer than seagulls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 20 minutes ago, tamthebam said: On a similar note I haven't been out at night due to lockdown but are there less foxes about? I quite like foxes tbh, they're nicer than seagulls. Noosha was some Fox. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 12 hours ago, Duszek said: How’s that, then? Wouldn’t it be strongest in (what passes for) summer? Aye, April - August. Just a generalisation on my part. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 (edited) 11 hours ago, tamthebam said: On a similar note I haven't been out at night due to lockdown but are there less foxes about? I quite like foxes tbh, they're nicer than seagulls. I have a fox hole in my garden. Despite living here for over six years I have seen no evidence of activity so I don’t know if it is still in use. Would not try to block it up just in case. Edited April 17, 2020 by Granny Danger 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Terrapin Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 (edited) Spent a whole day shredding the contents of a filing cabinet and then turning them in to compressed paper bricks for the woodburner. Especially satisfying shredding the ex wifes lawyer letters demanding more money (a full 5 years after we were divorced). Knowing that it would have cost her a few quid to send and she received the square root of f**k all in return will make it even more enjoyable watching them burn. Edited April 17, 2020 by Joe Terrapin 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 9 hours ago, tamthebam said: On a similar note I haven't been out at night due to lockdown but are there less foxes about? I quite like foxes tbh, they're nicer than seagulls. i reckon there's going to be a fox population boom that becomes increasingly apparent throughout the summer on the basis that usually at this time of year the roads are smeared with squashed cub every 200 yards or so; obviously far less traffic = far fewer fatalities; bin bag armageddon come June/July.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted April 17, 2020 Share Posted April 17, 2020 Maybe the OP needs to change this to Lockdown Objectives. Allow us to set ourself targets for the next three weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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