Steve_Wilkos Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 (edited) I ask for a two on the back and sides and a decent amount taken off the top. When they comb back my top hair, line up the scissors and say "is that okay for length on the top" I will always say yes. I also prefer the cut to be performed in silence but will talk if prompted. What do you ask for at the barbers? Edited September 4, 2021 by Steve_Wilkos 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 (edited) A peppermint tea. ETA.. and a teacake Edited September 4, 2021 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyclizine Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Silence. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Zero at the back and sides and bit off the top Also a packet of prophylactics 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Like David Beckham. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 i would like to try some ''relaxation treatment'' but it seems a lot of hassle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 "My usual." Norrie Jones at York Barbers (which is in Edinburgh; York Place is the street it's in). Very funny, friendly guy who like a good barman remembers all his regulars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Kersey Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 I'm a baldy b*****d. I go to Turkish barber once a month to get a head shave, a wet shave, my ear hair singed off and my nostrils waxed. Afterwards I both look and feel incredibly sexy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 I have an old work colleague come over to give me a trim every now and then. "Short and tidy" has generally been the mantra for fifteen years, although I did end up sporting the Nineties grunge look during lockdown. Went to a Russian barber in Arizona a few years back and politely turned down all sorts of extras that were thrown at me ("ah, you don't want to look too sexy in front of your wife's parents, huh?"), although I wasn't allowed to turn down the massage with a vibrating appliance that the guy performed on me while still cutting my hair with the other hand 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meldrew Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Something for the weekend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deegee Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 A clunge bump and several taps of her pert Polish breasts against by forehead and back. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 12 minutes ago, GordonD said: "My usual." Norrie Jones at York Barbers (which is in Edinburgh; York Place is the street it's in). Very funny, friendly guy who like a good barman remembers all his regulars. Yeah, my guy is the same. Knows exactly what I want which is the same every time. Except he’s not funny and he’s a Sevco fan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 (edited) No chat for us - I can't speak the lingo which works out great for me. I just say No2 and point to the top of my heid and No1 and point to the side. He does finish with a massage which is uncomfortable for me (not physically). Only a dollar so can't complain, and even If I did he'd not understand anyway! Edited September 4, 2021 by hk blues 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Cyclizine said: Silence. This is boring but true and I like to educate the P&Bers: According to Mary Beard that joke dates back to Achelus, 5th Century BC King of Macedon. It is featured in the 4th Century AD Roman book "Philogelos". As Spike Milligan said "Would you like to wish that joke a happy birthday?!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 What's a barbers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 9 minutes ago, tamthebam said: This is boring but true and I like to educate the P&Bers: According to Mary Beard that joke dates back to Achelus, 5th Century BC King of Macedon. It is featured in the 4th Century AD Roman book "Philogelos". As Spike Milligan said "Would you like to wish that joke a happy birthday?!" No such thing as a new joke.. Quote #263. Someone needled a jokester: “I had your wife, without paying a dime.” He replied: “It’s my duty as a husband to couple with such a monstrosity. What made you do it?” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 The 'Morrissey' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deanburn Dave Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 DIY number 1 all over once a month. Haven't been near a barber for 25 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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