LincolnHearts Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Slenderman said: The 'Morrissey' What, the more you ignore the barber, the closer he gets?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Slenderman said: The 'Morrissey' What about "The Macca"? Mullet Kintyre... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 What's a barbers?Haven't set foot in one for about 25 years. My haircut has always been 'shave it all off' so I just do it myself with clippers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 The prequel to The Thing started with an even creepier version of that joke 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GNU_Linux Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 The 'Morrissey'Hairdresser on fire? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 4, 2021 Share Posted September 4, 2021 Back, crack and sack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
velo army Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 On 04/09/2021 at 10:00, BFTD said: I have an old work colleague come over to give me a trim every now and then. "Short and tidy" has generally been the mantra for fifteen years, although I did end up sporting the Nineties grunge look during lockdown. Went to a Russian barber in Arizona a few years back and politely turned down all sorts of extras that were thrown at me ("ah, you don't want to look too sexy in front of your wife's parents, huh?"), although I wasn't allowed to turn down the massage with a vibrating appliance that the guy performed on me while still cutting my hair with the other hand Show us on the doll where he massaged you.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 50 minutes ago, velo army said: Show us on the doll where he massaged you.... I have to admit, I'd no idea that the touch of a man could be so pleasurable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 Tin of Cossack. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 2 minutes ago, Proposition Joe said: He has the expression of a man that would take 15 seconds to answer the question “what’s your name?”, and there’s only a 50% chance he’d get it right. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 This happened to me. I was clipping my own hair to a nice, decent number 2 all over. I took the guard off and asked the wife to tidy up the back. I meant, tidy up the hairline. She just went right up the back taking a strip off. Ended up re-doing my head with no guard on and spent a few weeks looking like a skinhead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 On 05/09/2021 at 11:43, Granny Danger said: He has the expression of a man that would take 15 seconds to answer the question “what’s your name?”, and there’s only a 50% chance he’d get it right. McGinn is a Dons legend but I heard him interviewed once and I think he must have said "hit the ground running" about 10 times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 6, 2021 Share Posted September 6, 2021 1 minute ago, resk said: McGinn is a Dons legend but I heard him interviewed once and I think he must have said "hit the ground running" about 10 times. Maybe he’s hit the ground running a few times too often. Or just hit the ground a few times too often. A footballer does not need to be Einstein to be good at their job, but there’s some who make you cringe when they’re interviewed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 (edited) A Paul McGowan. Edit - Edited September 7, 2021 by TheScarf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 40 minutes ago, TheScarf said: A Paul McGowan. Edit - Three years, that'll be a Letchkov 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lex Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 In the before times I travelled a bit with work. Would get my haircut in whatever random town I was in when it needed done, so seldom went to the same barber twice.I always asked for a three back and sides with a trim at the top. Every single time it turned out different. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 On 04/09/2021 at 09:58, Paul Kersey said: I'm a baldy b*****d. I go to Turkish barber once a month to get a head shave, a wet shave, my ear hair singed off and my nostrils waxed. Afterwards I both look and feel incredibly sexy. Too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 3 hours ago, TheScarf said: A Paul McGowan. Edit - Shearer's Island. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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